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What is Saint Helens?
When one ejaculates in a woman's mouth (not necessarily named "Helen"), then the woman proceeds to do a headstand while holding said cum in her mouth, then she forces a sneeze causing an eruption out the nostrils.
My lady was on the rag so instead of sex she gave me a Mt. Saint Helens which erupted with glory.
Saint Helens - video
Saint Helens - what is it?
An eruption from from deep in Your bowels resulting in the bowel, under side of the toilet , A narrow band on the upper part of your calves and anything in a possible 3 foot circumference With an even coating of a clay like foul smelling material. In some worse cases the right or left butt cheek is left dangling by pieces of flesh.
I never should have gotten those gut bombs from the convenience store.
Bad?
Mt. Saint Helen's disease.
Who's cleaning that up
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What does "Saint Helens" mean?
When one deffacates into a females mouth thus causing the female to gag from all the shit going down her throat. The shit sliding down the side of the mouth and, mixed with throw up gives it the effect as if though lava is flowing out of an erupted volcano.
When my girlfriend pissed me off I gave her a Mt. Saint Helen. She shut the fuck up real quick!!
Saint Helens - what does it mean?
A super intense ejaculation of sperm. An explosive orgasm, where hot sperm shoots out like a lava flow.
" I met a really hot Geologist last night. We were making out, and I got hard enough to cut diamonds. I took her back to my place, and I explored her cave for awhile. I totaly Mount Saint Helensed! Holy Schist,She got my rocks off. I had a gneiss time.
Saint Helens - meaning
A sex act in which a male pours pop rocks into a female's anus, pours in some cola, and has anal sex with her without a condom.
I gave a girl a Mount Saint Helens last night. It was great until it erupted everywhere.
Saint Helens - definition
This sex act is highly contagious. It involves seducing a nun with two men. Both of these will feed the nun with cheesy gordita crunches laced with laxatives. Afterwards, the two men will pour chili down the nun's ass and proceed to ass fuck her. Soon, she will not feel good as her stomach starts to ache and this is when you should prepare for eruption. The two men lay below the nun and the nun finally let's out the biggest, bloodiest shit, erupting onto the mens' face while proceeding to announce verses from the bible. This sex act reenacts the Mt St Helen eruption in 1980. This sex act is highly encouraged as you become closer to god and understand the full capability of a volcanic eruption.
Hey man. You wouldn't believe what sister Lisa let Dan and I do. She let us try a Mount Saint Helen on her.
Saint Helens - slang
When you shart and jizz at the same time.
Me and my GF just got back from Bernies Burritos and things got a little steamy in my car and in mid thrust I had a Mount Saint Helens. She then proceeded to lick my butthole.
Saint Helens
During oral sex, an ejaculation into a woman's mouth that's so powerful that it leaks out from the sides. Similar to Mount Saint Helens.
This chick was sucking me off last night, and I totally pulled a Mouth Saint Helens on her. I think some of it even came out her nose.
Saint Helens
A small shitty town in Oregon about 30 minutes away from Portland. Movie theatre is tiny and there are tons of crappy little shops. Where Halloween Town was filmed. (a Disney movie)
Saint Helens sucks ass.