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What is SPRAY BOTTLE?
When you have sex with a girl for so long and shes so uninspired by your sexual prowess she starts to dry up.
Guy 1:Dude, so i was banging Sally last week for 2 hrs and i had to get the spray bottle out.
Guy 2: She was obviously unimpressed with your albino rhino attempt.
SPRAY BOTTLE - video
SPRAY BOTTLE - what is it?
A joke so bad/corny that you want to a spray bottle to spray water on the person who told it.
person 1: I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
person 2: Spray bottle!
person 1: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
person 2: Spray bottle!
Person 1: Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
Person 2: SPRAY BOTTLE!!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!