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What is SPHS?
Acronym for "Sandwiches Per Hour."
The amount of sandwiches a female can produce in an hour. SPH provides an effective way to quantitatively asses the dedication, heart, and steadfastness of potential mates. SPH is a rating which each female carries with her for the entirety of her life. Each female should be able to state her SPH at any time upon request. It is necessary to constantly train and thus increase this attribute. In order to create a fair and standardized assessment, the SPH ratings committee implemented clause 1.19, which calls for a protocol of turkey and ham sandwich-making as the means of receiving ones rating. It is common to receive specialized ratings in sandwich-related fields including but not limited to grilled cheese, grilled chicken, ham and swiss and PB&J.
SPH is often used in conjunction with Hotness and Personality to derive an entirely new equation with which to judge women, however this is out of the scope of this entry.
Guy1 'hey what do u think of Beth'
Guy2 'well she's alright to hang with, i guess'
Guy1 'well I just heard her SPH is 94!'
Guy2 'holy shit i should date her!'
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SPHS - what is it?
Is an acronym for the term “strategically placed hole”.
A strategically placed hole is any hole like alteration(s) “strategically” added into any the preferred place(s) of any previously unfuckable & usually inanimate object(s) for the purpose of turning any aforementioned object(s) into a cumdump.
I love to lick my dried cum out of the SPH (strategically placed hole) in the ass of my realistically life sized stuffed horse before emptying my balls in him all over again.
What does "SPHS" mean?
Smoothed Particle Hydrodynamics. A mesh-free method used to solve fluid mechanics problems, among others. It's also very popular among video game graphics designers.
How the heck did you learn sph?! You must be into some kinky shit, dude.
SPHS - what does it mean?
Small penis humiliation
As he revealed his dick with shame a devious smirk came across her face fallowed by a mocking laugh. Because his dick was little over 2 and 1/2 inches and hadn't gotten hard since he was a young teenager.
She forced him onto the bed and started rubbing his nipples as he released sharp feminine moans into the air.
He proceeded to finger his little femclit pushing the tip into his body fantasizing about fucking her but knowing that she or his shrimpy dick would never allow it
He shot clear cum into his fingers as she and her perfect tits demanded he lick it off.
She's a ten but she's hard into Sph
SPHS - meaning
That guy is really into BDSM, CBT and SPH.
SPHS - definition
Strategically Placed Hole - used by plushophiles to simulate an entry point for sex in a plushie. Also works for fursuits.
"I made a great SPH in my Barney plushie!"
SPHS - slang
Your penis is so small you ought to be in SPH porn!
SPHS
Short term for fetish: Small Penis Humiliation. When a man gains sexual pleasure in being told (normally by a wife/girlfriend) that his penis is inadequate, and does not satisfy her.
I totally love sph sessions with my wife. The thought of her with a much larger, well hung man totally turns me on!!!
SPHS
Small Penis Humiliation: Popular fetish among the BDSM/Femdom community.
I like having my SPH for my small penis.
SPHS
SPH - Acronym for Small Penis Humiliation. A form of erotic play that causes intense psychosexual arousal for some men.
One person (usually female) mocks the small penis that they have just encountered, and for the pleasure of the aroused will encourage him to orgasm while continuing to poke fun.
Variations can range from fun and playful to aggressive and mean.
Look at that group of girls laughing and pointing at his tiny dick! SPH is making his little wiener as hard as a rock!