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What is SKIP?
The most under-rated form of movement in the existance of mankind.
Skipping was invented in 1405 by Fred Skippideo in Belgium and caused widespread panic amongst the Belgium-waffles.
Dubbed as "elegant as a mountain goat", "nimble as a gazzelle" and "fast as lightning". It's just that good!
Even though skipping is so damn fantastic, it is often mocked and shunned for being "girly" which is a damn lie.
Skipping also has a macho and manly side, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and even ex-British Primemister John Major, fully endorse skipping.
Next years London Marathon (not to be confused with the ex-chocolate bar) will not be run by Ian and Pete... it shall be skipped.
Skipped to raise awareness for skipping.
Skipping is under-rated and you know it.
Pete: Dude, we're going to be late back to Meridian! We're gonna have to run!
Ian: Running's for chumps, it requires too much effort and the speed acquired during running is unparalleled by that of skipping.
Pete: What are you sugesting?
Ian: Let us skip to Meridian! The speed, elegance, and grace form together to combine the perfect equilumbrium!
Pete: Damn dude, thats deep, meaningful, insightful and damn awesome, all in one.
*They skip to Meridian, in record time and with enough energy to spare to make more awesome Pop-Up Pirate X-Treme Belts.*
SKIP - meme gif
SKIP - video
SKIP - what is it?
Sneakers from Payless, Kmart, Walmart, ..etc
What does "SKIP" mean?
To skip a class or to skip school all together. Only do it every once in awhile if your in High School. Or anytime from Jr High, up. You need to get your classes but a skip once in awhile is aight ;)
"Melissa is skipping 1st thru 4th hour with Lee so they can fuck in his car in the parking lot across the street"
SKIP - what does it mean?
the fun toy of a ball on a long plastic string, that you put on your ankle and hop over everytime it comes around, until you trip and fall on your face.
Golly gee this skip-it keeps me hopping for hours!
SKIP - meaning
A word used to refer to a someone in the Italian-American Mafia that has a higher position than the one of the person talking. A soldier calls a capo "skip". A capo would call a consigliere "skip". A consigliere would call the boss "skip" and so on.
Nicky: So you whacked Little Bobby?
Joe: Yeah, the skip gave me the order.
SKIP - definition
A phrase uttered by certain staff workers at a certain Boy Scout camp to irritate a certain assistant camp director.
Example:
Staff member: Skip skip
Assistant camp director: You can't say that! STOP SAYING THAT!
SKIP - slang
1) What little girls do when they play.
2) A name for a rave dance.
3) A name for a drill in Chinese martial arts.
4) To be absent from.
I didn't study so I'm gonna SKIP skool tommorow as if it was going to make a difference!
SKIP
To become rather odd in behavior....as if you are paranoid or being driven solely by the right half of your brain. THis half controls the left side which is not of logic.
"TO be skippin'" or he was "skippy" ,....pretty much is acting a fool.
SKIP
A very tasty and potent alcoholic drink concoction mixed in a large cooler consisting of:
1 bag of ice
1 66 of Gin
24 beer
3-4 frozen fruit juice concentrate (Dino-sour is recommended)
Mix all together and serve immediately.
Serves 8-12 or one lumberjack
Probably one of the of the funnest experiences you can have.
Recommended for backyard or lake parties.
"Man, drinking all that SKIP last night had me naked and dancing on the roof"
SKIP
wat nash is he?
hez a skip