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What is SHARK?
Unlike some of the retarded, sexually related definitions on UrbanDictionary, this is the real meaning. A sea animal completely misunderstood because of the terror that Jaws brought. When they attack you, it's mainly because they misinterpret you as a seal (their eyesight is poor), and they rarely kill anyone. Tigers and elephants kill 200 people a year...sharks: 7. Yet people continue to save up for "Save the Elephant/Tiger" funds.
Sharks are sometimes hunted with huge, 60 miles lines. They get caught in the liens and since they can't move their gills to breath, they suffocate. Dolphins/seals also get caught in these nets, and cannot resurface for air.
They're used for shark soup, which is thought to be good luck. Yet it causes bloodshed for sea creatures. Why would this be good luck..?
Instead of writing a retarded sexually related definition, I've decided to supply you with something you can actually use, since most people who write stupid things on UrbanDictionary are 12 year old virgins and will never get the chance to try out the sexual moves written on other definitions. ((Sharks))
SHARK - meme gif
SHARK - video
SHARK - what is it?
-v. (past tense)
To get your underwear pulled down in public by a stranger.
Ex 1. That guy just sharked the girl at the drink machine.
Ex 2. Don't go to Japan. My mom got sharked 3 times while she was over there.
What does "SHARK" mean?
For sure or absolutely.
Guy: Do you want to go to the Hamptons tomorrow?
Girl: For sharks. I need to go on vacation.
SHARK - what does it mean?
A shark is a very beautiful creature that is misunderstood. The shark is very interesting and different from humans. The shark has gills, cartilage, and a sixth sense. These creatures can accidentally mistake humans for the food they eat on a regular basis. This includes seals occasionally, large fish, and very rarely other small sharks. These amazing animals must be recognized and saved.
If you have a different belief in sharks your whole life will change :)
SHARK - meaning
A nick-name for someone that is a relentless predator, like a shark, when it comes to the opposite sex.
i.e. Dave "The Shark"
Luke: We've only just walked in the door and he's off weaving through the crowd looking for ass
Paul: Yeah, that's why we call him The Shark.
SHARK - definition
an aquatic animal that lives under the ocean sea. watch out for land sharks and sharknados which can happen on land tho. most sharks are under water tho. they eat meat
look out its a shark!!!
SHARK - slang
When you got so curious about that Urban dictionary definition (not mine), you decided to look up "shark" thinking you would find the definition "Apparently a way to have sex", although you very well know what a shark is (a sea animal that eats blood). Well, NO!
Did you look up "shark" on Urban Dictionary just to find a sexual definition?
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The shark is small
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POV: You are here from the definition of Urban Dictionary and decided to see what shark meant even though you already know what it means, and just want to see some random sexual definition.
Anyways, a shark is a sea creature.
Jimmy: *looks for the definition of Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary*
Also Jimmy: *sees the definition that contains the word shark*
Jimmy again: *looks for shark*
Shaniqua: ay lil timmy you ain gonna look up da definishin of shawrk becu you saw tha shi on th definitshin of urb dic right lil squart?
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SHARK!
A word used within the asexual community, it can mean 2 things:
a) It can be a greeting, usually used within the chatrooms.
b) It can be used as a slang term for asexuality, similar to and usually an alternative to ''ace''.
It had started of as a chatroom in-joke between a few members.
It had originated from ''Hai'' (LOLcatz speak), which was a common way of greeting newcomers to the forums, until it was discovered that ''Hai'' is the German word for Shark. And voila, the SHARKS where born. It is now an increasingly popular term within the online asexual community, which is usually typed in all caps.
''SHARK ATTACK'' is the common follow-up.
Asexual_one: Hi
Asexual_2: SHARK!
Asexual_free: SHARK ATTACK!!
''Yo Sharks''
''confused_newbie: So, do any of you aces have sex.
sharkin: No, I'm usually busy getting sharked''