What is SCAT?

To chow down on large amounts of big, hot, shit.

Sir Jerald looked over to Lady Penelope and gave her a sly wink. "You're really going to love this next course," he said in a hushed whisper full of promise. The servent bought a steaming dinner plate to the table and lifted the silver cover. Lady Penelope's eyes lit up with delight and she blushed furiously at Sir Jerald. "My favourite!" she exclaimed and cut deeply into the big fat pile of shit that had oozed out of Geralds asshole not half an hour ago.

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SCAT - video

SCAT - what is it?

A fetish for feaces.

"My ultimate sexual fantasy is a girl eating her own shit, I think I might be into scat."

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What does "SCAT" mean?

Scat : To eat excrement.

McScat : To eat a McDonalds burger.

HotScat: To empty ones bowels over the
wife 3 hours after eating a
very hot curry.

Scatter
gun : To drop a load on the missus
after dining heavily on lentils
which don't digest and turn the
anus into a machine gun.

Scat
blues : A disapointing end to the
nights fun due to excessive
straining caused by the
consumption of to many eggs.

John and Mandy were on their way home from the pub.
"Do you fancy a "McScat" Mandy?" said John.
"Eughh! not likely" said Mandy. "What about a curry"?
"We had a "HotScat" last week and the flat still stinks" said John. I fancy a "scattergun".
"Well I don't" said Mandy "those undigested lentils really hurt when they come firing out your arse at 100mph. I was covered in little bruises last time, as well as loads of shit" she added.
John frowned slightly and played lovingly with Mandys hair. "At least we won't have the "ScatBlues" tonight my love as I ate some king sized lavative bars earlier and I can feel some rumbling"
"Oh John, I love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said john.

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SCAT - what does it mean?

Something southerners say when a person sneezes. It is meant to be like shoo-ing the sneeze away.

Stephanie sneezes, "Ahhhh-chooo," and Grandma Jean says Scat-there.

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SCAT - meaning

The non-shit-eating form

Scatting is an old jazz term used to describe a jazz singer saying/singing random words and phrases of nonsensical words. Recent Scatting: Scatman John (R.I.P) and his song collection.

Often includes the words Skap, dap, dee, doo, do, bop, boop, swee, wee, wap, wop, skee, bap etc. and most words are intercepted by an "a"

Scott: Hey i'm gonna listen to some Scat
Danny: Ew, sounds gross
Scat: Skap-a-dap-a-diddily-bap
Scott: Ohhh yeahhhhh, that's scatting for you
Danny: lolz
Scat: Ski-ba-doo-doodily-bap-swee-do-dee-bop!

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