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What is SAILORS?
A socio-economic political ideal based on the concept of global warming and the oncoming melting of the polar ice caps which will cause the sea levels to rise drastically and force former land lubbers onto ships or to create island nations. Sailorism belief primarily refers to living out the neo-golden age of pirates in the flooded modern world and conducting pirate business in the sane fashion or ancestors did.
"Yea my neighbor is into Sailorism"
"Wow really?"
"Yea he already built his man o' war in his backyard and offered to take me on as crew as sail the high seas in the coming years"
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SAILORS - what is it?
A person who sails the oceans. This word is used to replace the word "seaman", the latter word sounding suspiciously like a certain viscous bodily fluid.
Uh, John, don't call Mr. Davidenko a "seaman", call him a "sailor". "Seaman" doesn't sound so nice.
What does "SAILORS" mean?
the hottest man to ever exist, alpha male (very handsome)
Person 1: Who is that hot man over there
Person 2: Bro thats Sailor
SAILORS - what does it mean?
A beautiful girl with captivating dark eyes, a contagious smile and wild curly hair. Her grin, sometimes ornery, but always enjoyable, her giggles so completely adorable. She is as sweet as cupcake and soft as kitten. She is pure preciousness from the top of her head, past her button nose and right down to her pink polished toes. If you ever have the pleasure of meeting this lovely little lady, you will then understand what I mean, when I say she is a Rose.
The girl is so fresh, she's like an ocean breeze, warm like a summer sunset and as wild as the seas, she must be a Sailor.
SAILORS - meaning
A form of relgion based off of doing someone dirty. It can also be a serious condition in which people can not stop doing someone dirty, it is considered a very contagious disease.
I can't believe you had sex with that girl, and then kicked her out of your bed... You Sailor!
SAILORS - definition
1. A hard working member of the United States Navy
2. Accused of being gay by faggot ass Marine and Army soldiers (see also bullet sponge)
3. Persons who after spending much time at sea sleep with women in many different ports (see also prostitutes)
4. someone who gets more tail than anyone could possibly imagine
"see him? that's the 8th girl tonight, what a sailor!"
"my friend joe just worked a 48 hour day, what a sailor"
SAILORS - slang
verb.
1. Getting very drunk, cursing, chasing women, and singing dirty songs in public.
Mr. Whimple: Doris, any idea where our son is going tonight?
Mrs. Whimple: I assume he's going out sailoring with his buddies…
Mr. Whimple: (under his breath) Friggin bum...
SAILORS
What hookers often call a potential customer.
Hey sailor, looking for a good time?
SAILORS
Someone who uses profanity often in their speech; especially when angered or in a bad mood.
My friend Randy's a sailor. You should see him when he plays golf: "That fuckin' golf ball just won't fuckin' get in that fuckin' hole!"
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The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.
Modern day sailors leave wakes of dead bodies or smoldering craters wherever they go. They are sneaky sons of bitches, and usually the only thing that lets you know they are present is the earsplitting howl of an incoming tomahawk missile, or the cold steel of an oil-slick blade slicing through your throat.
Rumor has it that sailors are rowdy drunks. This is absolutely true. No other branch of the service can stand up to the fury of a US sailor's binge drinking. The Coast Guard spills their wine, the Air Force wets themselves, the Army passes out, and the Marine Corps bitterly sit alone at the bar muttering bad gay jokes to themselves.
There is a rivalry between the US Marine Corps and the US Navy. This is the result of the quantity of beautiful exotic women that sailors make love to every time they pull into a foreign port. The Marines are jealous of this, because they only get to fuck Ali-Babba and his goats. There are no fine women out in the desert. The Marines spread lies about sailors, calling them cowardly or homosexual, but never to their faces, that is unwise.
Don't fuck with US Navy Sailors.
HONOR, COURAGE, COMMITMENT.
HOOYA NAVY
Foreigner one: Hey! An American warship ship just pulled into port!
Foreigner two: Oh shit, sailors! Hide the women and the booze!