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What is SAG?
SAG stands for "Slut Faced Army Girl," and is a scandalous female employed in America's armed forces. Although the name mentions army, it could be any female connected to military service that eschews her assigned duties in order to Patriot's Choice, or generally sexually harrass any male, (or female) in her vicinity.
She commits such acts as throwing office supplies at your crotch, then blaming you for grabbing her or some shit when you point out that that fucking hurt. Another tactic is to bend over during important briefs and meetings in which national security is at stake, exposing her thong (if shes wearing any) or cleavage, then insinuating that shes being sexually haraased by men that look, guaranteeing a 4 fucking hour long brief on why all men are rapist pigs.
She has no fucking job, at least none that she actually does, and other than morale, tits, and a smile, is utterly worthless as a member of the armed forces, yet is responsible for up to 87,000 wasted hours spent in briefs that denounce all men as perverts every year, destroying command productivity.
1) Hey Blue Water, why is that army girl here? shes been over here throwing shit at your crotch for 9 out of the 12 hours weve been here. Are you Patriots Choicing? Hide your balls before we get blamed for that SAG's behavior.
2) You comin over for the BBQ this weekend man? Naw, I cant. Just got an Email that because SAG showed her tits during the brief with the foreign dignataries, we have a Command wide 8 hour brief on why no means no, and how all men are alcoholic rapist pigs that need to wear their god damn reflector belts.
3) Boss--Hey, go give this info to the day shop.
Troop--Whose the day shop?
Boss--that SAG over there.
Troop---The one that has never even turned her computer on during my whole tour? The one that flashed the SWO and got us all 4 hours of Sexual harrassment couseling? the one that was caught patriots choicing 8 marines in the galley closet, yet still has not had even a single LOC?
Boss--Yes Airman, that one.
Troop---Roger...FML...
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SAG - what is it?
Acronym for Shits-and-Giggles.
You sure you don't want to do this?
Yea.
Aw, c'mon, lets do it just for SAG.
What does "SAG" mean?
Stands for "Shits and Giggle(s).
It can replace LOL or LOLs.
I just pranked that guy!
Why?
I did it just for the LOLs!
I just pranked that guy!
Why?
I did it just for the SAGs!
SAG - what does it mean?
usually meaning a nerdy asian girl, who suddenly changes and sleeps with random guys, becoming a sluty asian girl
"Do you still keep in touch with Jessica?"- John
"No, she is such a SAG!"- Tracy
SAG - meaning
Acronym for a Socially Awkward Guy or Socially Awkward Girl. Usually a computer literate individual who lacks social skills.
The ultimate SAG (Socially Awkward Guy) would have an awkward laugh, unknowingly try to sustain conversations with people who are not their friends and have no interest talking to them, and do not know when to stop or when they have crossed any commonly understood social boundaries.
SAG - definition
acronym for "Sick Asian Gambler"
I was at a bay area casino and all I could find were a bunch of SAGs.
SAG - slang
Short Asian Girls who always hang out with other SAG's. They constantly eat noodles and are vertically challenged.
person 1 :Who are those girls over there eating noodles?
person 2: oh, those are the sags.
SAG
Suck at games(adj).
Someone, particularly avid or veteran gamers who despite their experience and/or enthusiasm, really suck at video games.
Jeez man, this is like the tenth time you've died on this level... you're such a SAG.
SAG
Short for "space age gangsta." See also OG, CG
I'm a muthaf*ckin SAG: A space age gangsta. I ain't no muthaf*ckin pranksta
SAG
Accronym for Straight Acting Gay. First coined by Lance Bass.
Girl 1 "Oh man that guy... he's so foine!"
Girl 2 "Don't ask him out, he's a SAG. I know, my brother and him are an item."