Definder - what does the word mean?

What is veteran?

When you take one last drag of your cigarette before entering an establishment, preferably a Walmart super center, and exhaling the smoke as you walk through the sliding doors. In order to be a pure veteran, you must blow the smoke on an unsuspecting customer, usually a woman with her kids, or possibly the greeter.

I hate going to walmart, every time I leave someone gives me the veteran and I go home smelling like cigarettes.

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Veteran - what is it?

A veteran is a former member of the Armed Forces of the United States (Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, Coast Guard, United States Public Health Service Commissioned Corps & National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration )

Even though Jane was in the ch-Air Force, she is a military veteran.

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What does "veteran" mean?

A group of guys who are known for their amazing capability to drink large quantities of alcohol - to be granted access to the group you must be over 18 and you must prove to the group that you are in fact a god when it comes to drinking - the group contains only 5 members (Veteran.1 - Mitch, Veteran.2 - Brad, Veteran.3 - Tim, Veteran.4 - Mathew, Veteran.5 James)

Upon being accepted into the group you receive a set of dog tags with your name and birthdate on one and on the other your veteran number..

Note: The group is extremely lazy and there are 2 other members that have been accpeted into the group but have yet to receive their tags names being Darren, Tom and honourary member Ben (he is known as the medic as he has diabetes)

Man "I tried to drink a Veteran under the table last night"

Man2 "lol you idiot, how did you go?"

Man "Not well I was fucking blind by the time I got to my 12th beer"

Man2 "and they were still sober!?"

Man "they were sober as birds, fucking Resilient bastards, I will tell you that much!!, The Veterans!! I wish I was one!"

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Veteran - what does it mean?

Someone who yanks it between 2-3 times everyday, or even more

Dude Evans a veteran, after no nut-november dude went crazy

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Veteran - meaning

Veteran - vet-er-uh n -noun

1. Person who wrote a blank check payable to the United States of America for an amount up to and including one's life.

A veteran is forgotton until needed.

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Veteran - definition

anyone who has served in the armed forces no matter how long the duration or type of discharge, that feels compelled to spend an extra $15 to display veteran licence plates and show the rest of the world,"Hey look at me, I'm a hero, hey over here, I'm a hero.....hey hey me!"

There's lots of veterans around here, all these heroes are making me dizzy.

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Veteran - slang

any person who has been expierenced in a certain area for a long period. mostly used in terms of war.

my grandpa is a veteran of wwii and killed 10 nazis with his bare hands!

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Veteran

A person of long experience in a particular field.

For example,
(a) A military veteran
(b) A forum veteran
(c) A political veteran

(a) My great-granddaddy was a motorcycle messenger with the armed forces in France during WWII.

(b) Bob is a forum veteran, because he's been a member of RaGEZONE for years, since like, forever...

(c) William Lyon Mackenzie King was a political veteran. He was the longest serving Prime Minister in the history of The Commonwealth.

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Veteran

Any person having had long experience or practice in something.

Durak is a veteran of Netstorm.

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Veteran

a person who served in the armed forces of his/her country, regardless whether said person ever fought in a war.

James served in the Navy during the Eighties. He helped protect America from the Russian bear. He is a Cold War veteran.

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