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What is Russian salad?
Straight Vodka.
Since Russians don't have a lot of vegetables, they have to make due with making salad from potatoes. And what better than turning those potatoes into delicious Vodka.
Hey bro, Could you hook us up with some Russian Salad, We were going to party hard tonight!
Russian salad - video
Russian salad - what is it?
Eating the mixture of pubic hairs and dried semen from your sexual partner's under-carriage.
"Oh God, eat my Russian Noodle Salad before I blow my steaming load all over your sheep!"
What does "Russian salad" mean?
When mates are having a proper feast, and drinking lots of red wine. They’re enjoying themselves and having a brainy time.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.
Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”
Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”
Dudes: “Ahh fair man”
Russian salad - what does it mean?
You take a Vodka Sprite enema then rub a lime on your butthole and punch a comrade.
My wife made me a Russian salad last night. I love communism.
Russian salad - meaning
Three different brands of vadka.
Either all mixed together or taken one after the other in quick succession
Guy 1: Dude you were so smashed last night, what happened?
Guy 2: I dont know, last thing i remember is having a Russian Salad.
Russian salad - definition
During sex, this is when the male pulls out of the vagina and ejaculates all over her pubic hair.
Steve: "Yo, man, I gave Becky a Russian Salad last night."
Joe: "...God hates you."
Russian salad - slang
When a well endowed male leaves a whole squad on warzone with gaping arseholes from an RPG.
“Fuck me lads, that big dicked fucker just gave us a Russian salad”