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What is Russian Standard?

One of the finest vodkas that Russia exports. It is the number one selling premium vodka inside of Russia. The taste is far superior to other premium vodkas such as Grey Goose, Kettle One, and Level, at half the price. 1500ml handle sells for roughly $30US. Russian Standard offers their regular premium, gold (limited edition ultra premium), platinum (ultra premium), and their Imperia line (triple premium). Imperia was rated as one of the top 10 finest vodkas on the planet in a 2008 competion.

I'll have Russian Standard Vodka neat with the caviar please.

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Russian Standard - what is it?

High quality kerosene. Useful for aspiring fire-eaters other classes of circus performers.

When Jiminy stole a bottle of Russian standard from the Liquor Bureau he knew that he would be able to make great friends at the circus. As Mam had advised him, Carnies would respect his generosity and with practice might teach him the long standing carny art of hoops, dragon breath swallowing, cannonballing, and spectacling.

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