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What is Rushden?
At least it's not Wellingborough.
What's Rushden like to live in?
Better than Peterborough, Welllingborough and Corby combined.
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Rushden - what is it?
Street gang originated in Rushden Northamptonshire uk, became popular after the turf war with local gang The Higham Jimmys.
The Rushden Lovely Boys are known for their upper class uniform including top hats and capes.
The Rushden Lovely Boys have a popular twitter page and ofter advise the public of any issues occuring in and around Rushden.
I hear there is a fight in the high street - better call The Rushden Lovely Boys
What does "Rushden" mean?
A typical geeza, who comes from the town of Rushden.
Oi oi the Rushdeners are in the house!
Rushden - what does it mean?
Location: Rushden is on the A6 between Bedford and Kettering. It is connected to the larger towns by a wank bus service which takes an hour and a half to reach fucking Northampton.
Governance: None. Several failed attempts to enforce the law in the past.
History: There are several theories regarding the origins of Rushden, I shall list only those that are given any serious consideration: A) Rushden was created by Satan, who had a wank and didn't clean up afterwards. B) Rushden was created in the 1950s by secret nuclear testing by the Government, who in an effort to cover up the resulting crater as a town, inhabited it with the UK's worst and dimmest. C) Rushden is the unfortunate result of an attempt to break the world record in gathering the most people with no GCSE qualifications in one place, they just never left. D) Rushden was Hitler's answer to retards, Winston Churchill just went along with it as a great idea.
Sports: Drinking, fighting, stabbing and long-distance running (from the Police, who kindly provide fag breaks for the participants).
Education: N/A.
Supermarkets: ASDA and Waitrose (if you're a Tory).
Disclaimer: The writer will take no responsibility for anyone curious enough to see Rushden for themselves after reading this. According to recent statistics by a vermin control group which formerly conducted (effective) training there, 98% of all visitors die.
"Shall we go to Rushden?"
"No."
"Hello, could you please tell me where I am?"
Last words, knife wounds were found to the body.