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What is Rumpelstiltskin?
Successfully pulling off a dickbag self-serving move and then immediately risking your gains by publicly crowing about your achievement as if no one around can hear you.
Dude, I can't believe you blurted out "Dude, we just cut the whole line!" while we were still on the fucking line. You totally rumpelstiltskined us.
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Rumpelstiltskin - what is it?
A freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv and who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him.
Rumpelstiltskin: (wanking) Go on say it
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..
What does "Rumpelstiltskin" mean?
A cocktail consisting of vodka and Dr. Pepper. It is traditionally served over ice in a juice glass.
Bartender, I'll have a Rumpelstiltskin and a beer.
Rumpelstiltskin - what does it mean?
When a man sticks his pinky in a mature woman's anus to the point of milking her prostate. Also known as Pinky Pumpin.
Thomas was pounding Margaret doggy style when he thought to tickle her fancy by giving her a much needed Rumpelstiltskin.
Rumpelstiltskin - meaning
A rumpelstiltskin is a fart that refuses to take leave of the environment until the person from whence it came offers up their first-born as an offering; its decay is that slow.
Man 1: Yo don't go up in that room. "Joe" let a rumpelstiltskin go an hour ago. It feels like your swimming in gravy up there.
Man 2: Fuck.
Rumpelstiltskin - definition
This is when a man (or sometimes woman) is bent over giving the man a blow job. While this is occurring the man/woman giving the blowjob is shitting. Simultaneously, the man receiving the blow job vomits down into the man/woman's ass crack causing a flood of vomit and shit to be flung from the anus.
*Someone who i well verse in being the bent over participant can suck vomit into the anus and then spray it out in a plethora of directions.
Ex. a man recieveing a bj vomits into the ass of the man or woman who is giving it while he or she shits, making her a Rumpelstiltskin
Rumpelstiltskin - slang
1. A Dwarfish creature who will spin yarn into gold in return for a first born child
2. The inability to achieve an erection after a night of rumping.
Girl: "What's wrong, baby?"
Boy: "Its not you, its me. I've got a goddamn rumpelstiltskin from all the rumping earlier."
Rumpelstiltskin
The combination of a rimjob and a blumpkin. The licking of the anus whilst one is defecating feces from said hole.
Bro 1: "I was taking a shit yesterday when this crazy bitch crawled under the stall!"
Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"
Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."
Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."
Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"
Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"
Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"
Rumpelstiltskin
While having sex with a woman, order her to say your name. Regardless of the name she says, slap her across the face and tell her she is wrong.
Do this until she guesses "Rumpelstiltskin"
In the event that she guesses Rumpelstiltskin, knock her unconscious and run. You now have the right to her firstborn child.
SAY MY NAME BITCH! *slap*
She doesn't know that I'm Rumpelstiltskin-ing.
Rumpelstiltskin
The practice of aggressively shaking a can of beer and then smashing it against your forehead until a hole is formed from which you suck out the remaining beer inside the can as fast as possible. This is usually performed with others in a circular formation. It is common to repeatedly chant "Rum-pel-stilt-skin" as the beer is being shaken.
Peter and Luke Rumpelstiltskined so many beers in the hallway last night their heads were still ringing this morning.
Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.
Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.