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What is Rubber Duck?
Masturbation at its best. Men with their meat. Ladies with their beans. No one ever makes it to breakfast, though they're always scrambling their own eggs.
"Thanks for taking me out for pudding at your grandfathers retirement home, but I really must go home so i can rubber duck and tend to my studies before bed."
If I was ever faced with a situation like the world was about to implode, I'd try to rubber duck before it did.
Rubber Duck - video
Rubber Duck - what is it?
1. Floating pool or bath toy
2. In amateur radio, a rubber coil antenna usually found on handheld radios and portable rigs
3. In military training, a fake rifle used for movement drills and ceremony
1. She took the rubber duck and made it squeak by squeezing it.
2. I threw away the shitty rubber duck on my handheld radio and bought a whip antenna.
3. Put all the rubber ducks in the back of the truck and bring it over to the field.
What does "Rubber Duck" mean?
To describe your problems to a rubber-duck or other inanimate object. Common in software development, the act of describing your problem (as to a mailing list, friend, or a rubber duck on top of your monitor) often leads to finding the solution just a few moments later. In the mailing list case, rubber ducking would then be to mail the list again saying "Ok, that was dumb, but now I'm stuck on the part where...", then to discover THAT solution immediately after hitting SEND. Repeat, ad lib, fade.
"Sorry to spam the list -- I'm just rubber ducking, this morning. Problem solved. Nothing to see here, move along..."
Rubber Duck - what does it mean?
1) A guy that puts on a condom before sex while riding on top of a train that is moving through a low clearing. He must use a "rubber", and he must "duck" in order to stay safe.
"I wish Ezekial wasn't such a pussy. He never takes unnecessary risks, and on our way to Florida he insisted on being a rubber duck. At least he kept his heads safe."
Rubber Duck - meaning
A crusty lump of drugs left in the bottom of a bathtub that has been used for making drugs.
"The rubber duck will fuck you up"
Rubber Duck - definition
From the Greek Word "rubbus ducktus" meaning "to glaze over ice" A being of supreme snow riding ability, skis, snowboards, dimensional lumber, the backs of two grizzly bears.... you name it, he can ride it down a mountain.... FAST!!!!
"Rubber Duck, do you copy? We're at the mountain house gonna burn down skeeeewwwie!!" NOT, oh there goes Rubber Duck rubber ducking his snowballs all over the place.
Rubber Duck - slang
Wearing a condom while having sex.
You're gonna have to rubber duck it tonight. You mother-f*cking, c*ck-sucking, rubber ducking b*tch!
Rubber Duck
When "fisting" goes wrong. Usually resulting in the fist becoming stuck in the anus of a partner or one's self.
Troy and I had to go to the E.R. after we fell victim to a rubber duck.
Rubber Duck
A wank with rubber gloves on
After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck
Rubber Duck
The ultimate symbol of friendship. The rubber duck symbolizes the strong bind two friends have that will may never be broken and will remain strong through the test of time.
Our friendship is like a rubber duck, it cant be sunken.