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What is Rover Range?
Until the newest generation with independent suspension, a moderately capable, very classy 4x4 that is expensive to lift and difficult to modify for any real off-road use, all while leaking more oil than my Jeep. Costs a fortune to repair, and is driven by status seekers, drug dealers, pimps, and people who think driving on fire roads with a stock height 4x4 is real off-roading.
The English do not make televisions because they haven't figured out how to make them leak oil, thus the Range Rover was born.
My Range Rover should have a nine cylinder engine, so it will run on eight!
Compared with the Escalade, the Range Rover is akin to the Queen of England: Looks dignified and stately, but is quite old and not powerful.
Rover Range - video
Rover Range - what is it?
Land Rover's flagship SUV priced around 77k for the reg. version and 90k for the Supercharged version. The Supercharged is still not extremely fast but it's decent for it size. The interior is very nice and the design wise it's one of the best SUV's out there IMO. It's pretty comfortable for long trips although it's not exactly a "driver's car". It attracts some attention although not the bad kind (usually). If you put 24'' spinners on it and a huge chrome grill THEN you look like a complete fool... Otherwise a very nice car and a pretty reliable one too (at least for the current model).
A: Yo look at me, I got an Escalade!!!
B: I have a Range Rover.
A: Nevermind.
What does "Rover Range" mean?
Quite possibly they best vehicle in the world, ever. Manufactured at the Landr Rover factory in Sollihull, England. Now in its 33rd year and on its model evolution.
The Range Rover made the jeep drivers gaze in awe.
Rover Range - what does it mean?
Status symbol for anglophiles. English variation of SUV. See FUV.
That wanker in the Range Rover drives like he's the King of England.
Rover Range - meaning
No, not the SUV that goes by the same name...a range rover is a creature like a cockroach, ant, or rat) that walks, runs, or skitters across a range (loosely defined as an oven with a stovetop).
Marge, get the bugicide because there's a fucking range rover in the kitchen!
Rover Range - definition
An overpriced, unreliable piece of shit. Are often seen being driven by rich white women or their thot daughters, both of which cannot drive to save their (or their sugar daddy's) life. Repairs are expensive and you'll be doing them often since they're woefully unreliable, most basic features are optional even though cars that are half the price have them as standard, and basically the British equivalent of a soccer mom vehicle.
Despite all this, the Range Rover's sibling, the Land Rover, is actually a very competent off-roader. A shame that 90% of their customers will never know this.
Range Rover dealership: Parking sensors will be an additional £2095, sir.
Consumer: What the fuck, a Toyota RAV4 has this shit as standard!
17 year old thot: *drives Range Rover into a bus*
Bus driver: Watch where you're going, you spoilt bitch!
Rover Range - slang
A badass SUV driven by a 45-year old white dad from New York wanting to impress his wife. Usually traded in on either a Lexus or a Mercedes following the end of the lease. 10 years later picked up by either someone wanting to look rich or someone who will turn the soccer dad mobile into an overlanding rig. Clean ones aren't hard to find, but used and abused ones you should stay far away from. Range Rovers are either driven by "classy" (read; racist) British people or Sarah from the PTA in Texas whose kids always sell more girl scout cookies than yours.
"Henry has always bought Range Rovers."
"Who's Henry?"
"That dickhead with those spoiled ass kids on the lacrosse team."
"Of course that bitch has a Range Rover. Range Rovers are for snobs."
Rover Range
Unlike Range Rovers, Hummers usually get stuck trying to navigate over soda cans.
Rover Range
A car driven by a white mom in her 40s or 50s usually wearing fancy white clothing with Gucci shades. Basically the car the says “My husband is rich and spoils me with nice shit.”
O-M-G, John just bought me a Range Rover and I’m totally in love with it and his wallet
Just bought my uneducated wife a Range Rover for her quarter birthday.
Rover Range
Often stated as a "Range Rover" a Rover Range is a Range Rover on dubs and in a music video. Rover Ranges HAVE to have loud speakers such as MTX Jackhammers and have to be on bigass rims. Not big ass, but bigass.
"Switchin' lanta lanes mayne in my Rover Range mayne" - Mike Jones