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What is Ronny Topper?
Ya ever hear of the time when Ronny lost his virginity? Nope? Here we go
Ronny was in highschool, a 16 year old virgin, the horny type.
Girls didn’t like him, but who could blame them, Ronny’s social skills were terrible, especially his flirting.
One time, he saw a girl he liked.. she was soo hot.. any straight man would have a shorty on the spot, but Ronny had other plans. He walked up to her, and said hi.
She responded, Heyy.
Ronny jizzed the jizz he had been saving up the past 17 days, his personal record.
Brutally shot it through his pants, up into her mouth and back out through her nose...
And that, my friends, is a Ronny Topper
Guy1: YO BITCHASS NIGGA FINNA GET FUCKEN BEAT FOR CHEATING ON ME
Gf: Aww daddy, it was just a Ronny Topper!
Guy1: okay.. I’ll beat him up
Gf: NOO! THE WAY HE CHOKED ME FELT SOOO GOOD
Ronny Topper - video
