Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Rock Jock?

an alternative to rocks my socks...especially for guys!

i love ya, you rock my jocks!

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Rock Jock - video

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Rock Jock - what is it?

to vocalize or sing in a corny, rhythmical manner, about the current task or objective one is performing. Kind of like how one would imagine a jock would sing.

For example, if you're cleaning you're bathroom, you'd sing something like, "Wiping down the siiiinnnnk!!! Scruuuubbiiiing the faaaauucet!!!!! Got to get it clean before my girrrlllrllllfriend gets hooooooome! Cuz i want to get laaaaaaid!!!!"

Example: He kept jock rocking while he was driving to the store. Talk about annoying, singing about every turn he took and every street, and even sang about the turn signal. i will not fuck him tonight because his incessant jock rocking.

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What does "Rock Jock" mean?

Term used to desribe the unintelligent, bloated, bombastic rock promulgated by Nickelback and their ilk.

Teddy: Man, this sure is some shitty music you're blaring, Joe.
Alex: Yeah, can we turn this jock rock bullshit off?
Joe: Hey fuck you guys! Nickelback fucking rock!

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Rock Jock - what does it mean?

Basic geology taught at the college level, presumably without the academic rigor that might otherwise cause athletes to lose their ability to play due to academic disqualification.

"Geology 105 is known as Rocks for Jocks."

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Rock Jock - meaning

Dwayne "Betty" Burgess

Dwayne is such a Rock Jock he always wears his Iron Maiden shirt at Football practice!!!!

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