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What is Roblox?
A game where 7 and 8 year olds learn sex and how to steal credit cards and use them and swearing, and be an oder, download viruses on their family's computers for "hacks".
Mom: Why is there a virus on the computer?
Timmy: I wanted roblox hacks!!
Mom: Why?? I told you don't always trust the internet, or it will give us bad things!
Timmy: But I wanted hacks!
Mom: You're GROUNDED, Timmy! No more computer for a year!
Timmy: Why?
Mom: Because, you got a virus on a computer!
Timmy: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *walks to room and locks door*
Mom: lol
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Roblox - video
Roblox - what is it?
A gaming platform that is now mostly known for its swearing, toxicity, and kids constantly getting scammed. Can be compared to 2b2t without the children.
Burton: Should I be concerned with my wee laid Chris playing some weird game called Roblox?
Trish: Oh don't ask me. That platform is a battlefield.
What does "Roblox" mean?
Roblox, the game where “oof ” came from, and we're you can find a lot of cringe people and some cool people too where you can make friends. But, however, They are quick to remove you from there friends list for no reason at all so don't get comfortable. Also you might find some people who all dress the same, with the hair looking like crap and don't mind them we call them “copy and paste” They're like 5-12 and the tall, weird, anime loving, cat loving, virgin ass “slenders” are about the same age, so don't think they are cool. They are lame, avoid them. But you really want to fw the black robloxians , they mostly the real ones. And last but not least, Old people who flexes there limited items in-game 24.7, don't mind them, they have no friends or no life. So just be nice to them they have mental problems And most likely dying of cancer. You will also notice that mostly they whole friends list are full of “rich people” Trust me, they aren't really friends, they are just friends so they can have all rich people on they friends list. So play roblox, it's very fun, trust me, some people say they don't play it, but bitch... For real? Cap
Random Robloxian: Oh great, I just finally reached 200 friends max!
Robloxian Friend: *Removes him*
Roblox - what does it mean?
The free game where over millions of kids play it (AND DON'T FORGET THE ADULTS AND TEENS)
It always puts "#" when you misspell, say numbers, or say certain words
Roblox Player: thia gamr ish funn
Chat comes out like: #### #### ### funn
Roblox - meaning
A kid-friendly version of PornHub where 10 year old's can have online sex with 65 year old men.
Friend - "What 's your favorite game?"
10 year old - "roblox."
Friend - "What's that?"
10 year old - "#######"
Roblox - definition
A game about 7 year old kids "interacting" with each other.
Typical Roblox
Relationships
Typical 7 year old Boy -123 For s3x-
Typical 7 year old girl -123-
Moments later...
Ugh ugh ugh -gets pregnant-
Music
Me: (Joins Game)
Suddenly... Loud unintelligible sounds
Skrillex is playing
Me: Oh god why
Clothing and accessories
Me: Hey how come everyone has those swords on their backs?
Friend: Oh its just an accessory. You know,kids think their cool.
Me:But can you use them?
Friend:No,but you still have to pay real money for them.
Me:So what's the point!?
Commonly used words
Noob, S3x, OD'ing, OD'ers, f***, s***, **** you,...etc. Every swear word known to mankind.
I swear to god I wish I was making this up.
Roblox - slang
Most definitely not free.
Telamon: Roblox, IT'S FREEEEEE
Me: *Points to the hats page of the catalog*
Roblox
A game that is getting worse and clearly if you are under the age of 13 roblox won't let you say numbers and normal everyday words cuz apparently it "Protects kids from giving away personal info"
"I type: there are 33 people in the server"
When the message comes out : There are ## people in this server
Also roblox censores random things such as jfkekdmfj cuz they think it can generate bad words
This is really annoying if you're a bad speller as it also censores misspelled words
Robloxian1 types: iy leik ths gaim
When it's sent: #############
Roblox
##### #### # ## ### ## ## ## ### # ## # ## #### #### # ## #### ## ##
# # ### ## # # ## ## ## ### ##### #### ## ## ## # ## ## # ##
## ## # #### # # # # # # ## #### ######## # # ### ##### # ### ####
Someone types: haha, i love your new hat!
Roblox: hahah, # #### #### ### ###!
Roblox
a gaming platform where you steal your mom's credit card to look cool.
mom: Where is my credit card? brother: Alex took it so he could look cool in roblox!