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What is Retrograde?
A condition found in a small number of diabetic men who, upon climax, ejaculate into their bladder.
"John, a 42-year-old diabetic, has difficulties fathering children, as he suffers from retrograde ejaculation."
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Retrograde - what is it?
A three week period in which the planet Mercury to appears to be in backwards motion.
during this time human beings experience many adverse effects, such as memory loss, loss of time, loss of items, loss of virginity, loss of common sense. As for technology many unexpected glitches occur during this time, such as software crashes and emails getting lost
2000 November - Bush-Gore election
2006 July - Zidane head butts Materatzi in World Cup final
2006 July - Israel / Hezbollah brew ha ha
2006 July - Software companies experiences unforseen glitches
I can't believe Zidane headbutted that I-talian guy in such an important game, must be mercury retrograde
smart guy: Hey guys its August, we all made it through Mercury Retrograde without any glitches
co-workers: uhhh its July still.
smart guy: God damn it, MERCURY RETROGRADE
What does "Retrograde" mean?
The theory that history and culture (i.e. fashion, music etc.) repeats itself every couple of decades.
Its plausibility draws from the fact that most parents raise their children with the same ideas that their own parents asserted upon them.
There are many similarities between the war in Iraq today and the Vietnam war .. It's almost like a retrograde revolution.
Hopefully, a retrograde revolution involving the 60s and 70s will begin, and groups will actually start playing some real music.
The comeback of blazers is part of the retrograde revolution.
Retrograde - what does it mean?
An insulting and harsher sounding name to sling at a degenerate bastard.
Sir, you are a most retrograde prick.
Retrograde - meaning
A scapegoat for astrologists to use when shit happens.
Everything in my life is going wrong! It must be Mercury Retrograde.
Retrograde - definition
A sexual position in which the male (or pitcher) stands behind the female (catcher) and holds her legs up while she holds herself up with her arms in a wheelbarrow-like position, face down. It is in this position that the two engage in thrustings and moanings of sorts.
Male 1 - Dude, my girlfriend and I tried out the retrograde wheelbarrow last night. It was great.
Male 2 - I've gotta try that, soon.
Retrograde - slang
When the planet Mercury appears to travel backward across the sky. These times can cause confusion, delay, and frustration, and unpleasant communications!
Shucks, It's Mercury retrograde from May 29 to June 22 this year...better watch my tongue!
Retrograde
Adjective
- refers to movement occuring in a backward direction
Noun
- a person who believes the adversity in their lives is caused by the retrograde motion of planetary bodies, esp. citing Mercury as a scapegoat.
- somebody who believes in New Age bullshit; a hippy
"boohoo, i spilled bongwater all over my vegan Spamwich for the second time today. You guys, is Mercury in like, retrograde... or something?"
"my old lady always has the perfect excuse for causing drama; she's a total retrograde."
"Don't be fooled by her appearance. She may dress like she's homeless, but she's just a retrograde."
Retrograde
Retrograde is a retreating motion.
The word retrograde derives from the Latin words retro, backwards, and gradus, step
"Mercury Mercu-Mercury`s in Mercury`s in retrograde" From the Bloc Party song, Mercury.
Retrograde
A feeling of aggression through astrology hoes that get them in the fighting mood because that planets got defensive.
āMars is in retrograde this week, guess Iām fighting with everyone, including myself ā