Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Proclamation?

The act of breaking up with one's significant other by performing an unwanted Abe Linclon on him/her. It is expected that the recipient will express outrage and a desire to end the relationship at which point the individual performing the Abe Lincoln typically proclaims "You're free to go", thereby emancipating the recipient from the relationship.

Michael - "Dude, did you break up with Tyra last night?"

Jeff - "Yup, I gave that skank the old Emancipation Proclamation!"

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Proclamation - video


Proclamation - what is it?

A term to desribe a team that has a presence and determination to beat anyone. They Proclaim their domination through there attitude and effort. The result takes care of its self.

We saw domination proclamation own everyone to win the softball title

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What does "Proclamation" mean?

When one masturbates while reading the Emancipation Proclamation, preferably while dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

Kyle "Dude you should come over tonight"
Brandon "Sorry bro can't, I'm going to do a Masturbation Proclamation"

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Proclamation - what does it mean?

The statement of declaration that you are, from this point forward, no longer responsible for anything you say or do since you are hereby wasted.

"After that fourth shot of Jager, I believe it's time to make my Inebriation Proclamation"

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Proclamation - meaning

a statement someone makes or "proclaims" when he/she needs to go to the bathroom, like the emancipation proclamation, except for peeing

"Yo, I gotta use your bathroom, I'm about to make a urination proclamation, I've been holding it in for like 3 hours!"

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Proclamation - definition

Law of the land giving any person the ability to claim any object on which they masturbates onto as long as that is not already claimed.

"I now own this due to the essential rights given to me by the Masturbation Proclamation"

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Proclamation - slang

When a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do masterbate. Usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.

Krieg- "You missed it last night. Brett finally caved."

Chase- "How's that?"

Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"

Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"

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Proclamation

a in progress soon to be bill, giving the freedom to masturbate wherever you choose without consiquence

masturbation proclamation, masturbate in class

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Proclamation

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

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Proclamation

Something that is proclaimed. A declaration.

Winston made the proclamation that he was going to run for president in the next election.

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