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What is Previa?
This is a special group of automobile owners that are always on the lookout for there enemies and how to do some real shit. But these guys are just ANY automobile owners, these motherfuckers own PREVIAS niggah. They were established in 1967 after the owner of the first previa, Rajamohan who uses his alias Mohan, won the spinners compitition beating his true enemy Bombah who owned his very own Chrysler Minivan. A band of Previas were dispatched from the headquarters of Previa Patrol and from then on they are seen helping out any people that may be stranded and in need of help and they aren't shy to fuck up a Minivan when theres one around. Recent word on the street claims that the Previa Patrol has made an alliance with the leader of the Volkswagon "Hippie" Vans, Ravi Shockalingham, to take out the Minivans once and for all.
Also look into ravi and sivam
"Yo, I heard the Previa Patrol's coming. QUICK hide your VAN pussy!"
"Shit you sivam go fuck a Previa"
"Mohan's coming fo YOU bitch"
"Bad Boy, Bad Boy, What you gonna do, What you gonna do when dem Previas come for you!"
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Previa - video
Previa - what is it?
it is only the best motherfucking car in the world. usually driven by asians or arabs, there is this one really cool totally awesome girl named m****** who drives one. her 1991 toyota previa LX is the BEST because:
1) her dad put two awesome 15' subs in it, with amps and tweeters
2) the middle row of seats twists around to face backwards, and when you have the rear row of seats down it creats the ideal space to sit and talk, makeout, etc. (use your imagination, but dont go too far because m****** doesnt do that kind of stuff)
3) when you fold the back row of seats up (this is still with the middle row facing backwards), the back of the car becomes ideal for carting about 20 kids to starbucks at 130 in the morning. (but you didnt hear that from me)
4) offroading in previa = the best experience of your life
5) but you really shouldnt offroad in the previa because you can get caught (you didnt hear that from me either)
6) the seats are really cushy and comfy, and they fold flat all the way back!
7) we bump. period the end.
8) bumping is the best in m******s previa, because of #1
9) see above for number one, dumbshit.
What does "Previa" mean?
Egg or Kidney Bean shaped vehicle made by Toyota from 1991 to 1997. Has a cult following due to its Available 4WD, Interior Layout, and Reliability. Great semi-remote Camping Trips, Winter Driving, And Long Distance Road Trips.
Can I borrow your Previa to pull out my Xterra.