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What is Possum?
Check out that possum!
Possum - meme gif
Possum - video
Possum - what is it?
Possum is the new way of saying something is awesome.
Brian "We just won the world cup!"
Dave "Possum!"
What does "Possum" mean?
It comes from the saying "awesome possum" according to the special ones meaning me :P if you are possum you are awesome. if I know you, you are possum, although there are rankings of possumness....ness . Opposite affect is if i don't like you you have negative possum odor. All true possums know the "nega-possums." Enough said.
1. an awesome person....(duh)
2. someone of higher rank
3. an awesome happening
4. sometimes it just means the mammal, possum
Possum - what does it mean?
A small animal, no idea what they look like, but they have funny names. possum possum possum, everyone should love possums!
Guy: hey look a possum!
Girl: Where?
Guy: no where
Girl: haha! possum!
Possum - meaning
When a guy is almost about to cum and knocks the girl unconscious (so she's limp and hanging upside-down on the bed) and he finishes.
Every time I have break up sex I possum her.
She broke up with me after I kept possuming her.
Possum - definition
Because I haven't shaved my possum in three weeks, the stubble is terribly itchy!
Possum - slang
Possums are awesome as a result of their ability to rhyme their species name with the word awesome in the English language.
I heard that concert like that was pretty Possum!
Possum
Another word for asshole, wanker, twat, pussy etc. Mainly used in Britain as an insult towards people, but also said in countries such as Australia and Canada.
Dude, that guy was such a twat
Yeah, such a fucking possum!
Possum
Use to replace the word flatulence, and having to do with all anal secretions. Refers to when your anus sounds like the growling of a possum or smells like one that has been hit on the road.
When talking about taking a dump;
"I have to make a possum!"
"I'll need to use some more possum paper (toilet paper)."
When talking about flatulence; pppfffrrt "Possum!!!"
Also when talking about flatulence; "Did you smell Chelsea's Possum?!"
When thinking about taking a dump;
"Hey Darryl do you wanna go possum hunting?"
"Sorry I forgot my possum license."
If someone possums you can use possum spray (air freshener)
Possum
1.) the act of a girl faking she is asleep after 1-2 drinks at a party to avoid the creepy guy in the corner that has been trying to get with her all night
After Mike was getting a little "grabby" with Betty, she decided she would have to have to pull a possum, so she curled up into a ball and went to sleep