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What is Pope?
Title of position given to a cardinal who becomes the leader of the Roman Catholic church. There have been 266 popes since the first Pope, Peter the apostle who was pope 2000 years ago with succession ever since. Often mistaken for a child lover due to sporadic scandals of corrupt priests and 'evil' due to rare popes who cheated themselves into and used the position for political power hundreds years ago while the hundreds of other men who became popes strove to make the world a better place. They also have the coolest car you will ever see even though they are amazing enough to forgive men who shot them multiple times out of stupidity for no reason other than their amazing love.
Did you hear about how that one guy didn't even press charges after being stabbed by that druggy even though they had full evidence?
Yeah pulling a JP2
What a pope.
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Pope - what is it?
A creepy ass old guy who is swimming in riches as he watches the rest of the world suffer. He acts like he cares about people but he doesn’t give a flying fuck. He just wants his $$$.
*Whole continent gets bombed*
Pope: “Oh how tragic.”
*Gets paid for speaking*
What does "Pope" mean?
"Is that old dude the Pope?"
"Pope? He musy be one religious mother fucker!"
Pope - what does it mean?
A glorified religious leader who pushes discriminatory views upon those who willingly look up to him for messages of love.
A discriminatory or bigoted person.
A person who equates the importance of saving the rainforest with that of preventing gay marriage.
Stop being such a pope by hating on gays!
Where's your compassion gone? Stop being such a pope!
I don't want to make this too full of hate, because what if people look at this and say, "Oh, I'm already anti-gay love, and look at this jerk, being a jerk." That would be pope.
Pope - meaning
"Gays and lesbians and feminists will make the polar caps melt" said the very silly Pope.
Pope - definition
The Pope is characterized as the personification of evil.
More accurately, a vessel of shape-shifting fecal matter directly puppeteered by Satan.
It's been recently demonstrated that, through a process that still baffles scientists, fecal tectonics control all observable bodily movement. New and stunningly accurate instruments have pioneered previously unattainable readings around his bodily orifices, verifying his long suspected composition.
The Pope is the Bishop of Rome, the leader of the Roman Catholic Church, and the head of state of Vatican city.
His position delivers a powerful stigma to the otherwise respectable position of "Mob boss".
Global mob boss, the current pope, Benedict XVI, was friends with late fascist Nazi, Kurt Waldheim, former head of the United Nations.
The papacy is the bottom line of fascism.
In 1933, Vatican’s secretary of state, Cardinal Eugenio Pacelli (the future Pope Pius XII), and Germany’s vice chancellor, Franz von Papen, signed a concordat between the Holy See and the German Reich.
The papacy, in bed with the Nazis, is the Zionist movement and the lordship of the Republicans.
The Pope displays his utmost faith by riding around in a bullet-proof vehicle.
Pope - slang
He used to be in the Hitler Youth.
Dude, did you know the Pope used to be a Nazi?
Pope
insulting word, to be used in place of asshole, fucker, etc.
Dude, why do you have to be such a fuckin' pope all the time?!
Pope
An elderly unmarried white dude that walks around with a hat and a robe for his own pleasure, and then tells you being gay is wrong.
Person #1: The Pope just said that a 30-year-old unmarried long-haired bearded carpenter loves me.
Person #2: Jesus christ!
Person #1: Yeah, that's the one.
Pope
An old man with a big hat and golf cart can be seen in Italy and has the ability to spit holy venom up to 25 ft
Matthew: Man that pope guy is cool
Josh: I know I saw him spit on a a dude with his holy venom