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What is Pickup line?
Pickup lines that refer to brand names
Brand Name Pickup Lines
-Do you work at UPS because I could have sworn you were checking out my package
-Do you work at Subway because you just sold me a footlong
-Do you want to taste the rainbow, cuz i have some skittles in my mouth
-Did you have lucky charms for breakfast because you are lookin magically delicious
-Do you work at cingular, because you're rasin' my bar
Pickup line - video
Pickup line - what is it?
Speech device primarily employed by two factions of mankind: the truly pathetic and amateur comedians. Origins have been disputed, but it is widely thought that pickup lines, once upon a magical time, could win pussy if chanted with remarkable charisma and authenticity. Thanks to the combination of inevitability and human stupidity, pickup lines degraded into verses that invoke either uproarious laughter or further inalienation, but not the throes of sex.
Got a library card? Because I'm checking you out.
I scraped my knees falling for you.
You're like a box of Lucky Charms: you're magically delicious.
Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.
I lost my number. Can I have yours?
You sound tired. Wanna sleep with me?
Hey there. (use Clint Eastwood impression)
What does "Pickup line" mean?
One who has never been told a pickup line.
"Aleena is not a pickup-line-virgin anymore"
"How come?"
"Someone said to her- Are you a parking ticket? because you have got FINE written all over you"
Pickup line - what does it mean?
very bad joke to get hooked up with someone.
person 1: Theres 20 letters in the alphabet right
Person 2: No thres 26
Person 1: ah i forgot U R A Q T
person 2: thats 25
Person 1: You´ll Get the D later
Patricia: My dress was 50% off!
Briana: Well I want it 100% off of you
Cheezy Pickup Line
Pickup line - meaning
something you say to a ho to pick her up for the night but you always regret it afterwards
"I wonder what our children will look like."
Pickup line - definition
A corny line theoretically used to pick up women.
Most Interesting Man In the World (according to Dos Equis)
"Pickup lines - there is a time and a place fore that. The time is never. You can figure out the place."
Pickup line - slang
A pickup line is cheesy line that most guys use, and women feel bad for them....
guy: If I could rearange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
girl:*gives him a wierd look...(thinks thats a horrible pickup line)*
guy:*thinking it was a good look* do you wanna come to my appartment(cause these guys don't have houses)...
girls:*laughs* sure(this is going to be funny/nothing better to do)....
Pickup line
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Pickup line
A strand of words used to pickup hot girls.
Joe: "Are you a house, cause your thick and I wanna be inside of you."
Candice: " Wow nice Pickup line."
Pickup line
A phrase that men use that gets all the girls.
Man: I love you like the 20 characters of the alphabet
Woman: Wait but there's 26
Man: Oh yeah, I forgot "u r a q t"
Woman: Yeah but that's 25
Man: I know, I'll give the "d" later
Woman: That was such a hot pickup line, I love you so much