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What is Phildo?

A dildo for a red-haired goat.

That guy could really use a big ol' phildo.

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Phildo - video

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Phildo - what is it?

to be Phucked by a coworker named Phil, screwing your job/day up

I got Phildoed today.

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What does "Phildo" mean?

when a dude named phil sticks a big black dildo in his ass

I walked in on a phildo the other day and I was like "Duuuuuude, phil, you gotta pull that out of your ass."

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Phildo - what does it mean?

adj. one who drinks excessively, simultaneously vomits and urinates all over themself, has group sex with men, is a self absorbed asshole, and masturbates excessively to gay porn.

Nick pulled a phildo last night.
He's acting like a phildo

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Phildo - meaning

A generally dopey,jerkey character from the Philadelphia area.

Saw a couple of jerkey Phildoes walking down the street here

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Phildo - definition

A beatiful being that you should hide your daughters from. He the most excellent person that has ever walked the face of the earth.. except for Jesus of course... he is the most understandiong and awesome person you have ever met. He fears noone.. no man at least. No man can defeat him. Beautiful people find themselves attracted to him like a magnet. Only the most worthy beings can find there way to his heart. He is the one only man that can defeat evil without blinking an eye... move over Batman... alfred can't help you with this one. His actual name can not be revealed because there is too much at stake... wherever you are... he will be there... where ever you look.. he is not far behind... wherever you tread he watches you... but you are protected.... BY... THE PHILDO....

Micheal Weston is the "Phildo"

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Phildo - slang

1. A person whom acts or participates in a laughable, foolish or bombastic manner.

2. A person who has a sigificant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.

3. Creepy McGee AKA: Creepy McCreeperton

Co-Worker: OMG Did you see what Phildo just did?

Phildo: Whats the biggest Chicken you have ever seen?

Phildo: Whats the blackest M&M you have ever seen?
This list goes on... Feel free to make up your own.

OMG you are such a Phildo!!

Where is my Phildo?

Phildo: MMMMMM CHILI!!!!!!!!!!

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Phildo

A general douchey character that has no negative or positive effect on society. These people go through life fucking up little things and never really adding things to society. You can usually get a Phildo to enter into a stupid bet pretty cheaply.

We paid Phildo $20 to go sit on the park next to a hot bitch where there were 5 open benches. Then we called him on his cell phone and made him act like he was talking to his gay lover.

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Phildo

a name sometimes given to a woman's vibrator

Jen was so happy when she arrived home to an empty house so she could use Phildo.

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Phildo

A person, especially an extra portly male, who spends most of his day naked with his flesh tool in hand and rolls overfloweth, typing on his keyboard one stubby finger at a time, flipping screens between gay porn and multiple online blogs and pages managed by him.

Last week I walked in on Stilton being a phildo and I don’t think I can ever erase that image from my mind.

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