1. For whatever reason that makes a man wear panties instead of the normal attire that society accepts. Sometimes they like the softer fabrics that y-fronts does not have, unless you pay 50 dollars per pair of male briefs online. Some may be creeps but they are like any other guy, just a bit easier to exploit, and probably kinkier. Destined to be a cuckold if not careful.
Remember girls, if your boyfriends are too confident, panty whip them and they will become submissive and feel vulnerable.
2. Spoiled Girl who still wear granny panties even at the wrong time.
1. Generic Girls 1:
Girl 1:Dude I totally got Johnny pantied!
Girl 3:I knew it! The panty lines!
Girl 2:Look at him when hes bending over!
Girl 3:So that's why he wear granny panties
Girl 1:Fuck yeah, straight from his momma.
Girl 3: lol
2. Generic Dude 2:
Yeah we were gonna have sex but she was still pantied so I went for her mouth instead, damn I'm lazy.
The mysterious fold of fat tucked under the pants on the front side of an older obese man or woman. It is also known as "front butt". It insists the viewer to ask him/her the question, "what the fuck is that?"
I hope I don't have a pantis when I get old so I still have visualevidence that I do have genitals.
Kiersten : Oh I need to stop by Victoria Secert's before we leave the mall!
Jake : Ohh! I love that store!
Kiersten : Hey Jake aren't these Panties cute?
Jake : Why yes we should go in the dressing room and try them on!
Kiersten : So what do you think?
Jake : Wow they are so silky! Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake don't rip them off I haven't paid for them yet!
Jake : Who care Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Baby! Oh Baby!
Store Employee : Hey guy's I'm callin the cops and you will pay for the damaged Panties as well!
All Time Travelers created by God are offered eternal Sanctuary if they expose themselves and take their โPantiesโ off by doing the following:
(1) Publicly confess Jesus Christ as Lord.
(2) Trust that God raised Jesus Christ from the dead as recorded in Holy Scripture.
(Romans 10:9)
(3) Pray out loud to God giving your informed consent for the Holy Spirit to utilize the Oracle of the Lord to retroactively refurbish the timeline using all of your assets in the past, present, and future via โmethod actingโ, a โbait and switchโ, โquantum eraserโ, or any other strategy or method at the Holy Spiritโs discretion.
(4) Post a definition of โPantiesโ for urban dictionary on your birthday as a symbol. The first 8 Time Travelers to retroactively post a definition of โPantiesโ on their birthday will receive a special reward such as being the winner of any trolley experiment.
The movie TIMECOP (1994) has an Easter Egg of my birthday October 10th in it.
The move THE OTHER GUYS (2010) says โyou can either take your Panties off or walk the plank, the choice is yoursโ on the computer right before the cucumber water/bribe scene.
The movie THIS IS THE END (2013) has a song and Easter Eggs that says โTake Yo Panties Offโ.