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What is Ottawa Senators?A team that really knows how to choke like a $2 whore when it counts. This season, getting rocked by the sabres. did you see krusty get totally pwnt like the noobie ottawa senators on that final play? Ottawa Senators - videoOttawa Senators - what is it?The Ottawa Senators... The team that defines glory and perseverence. The Senators were the one of the first teams to be in the NHL in 1917. The team was founded in 1893. The Senators have won 9 Stanley Cups in 1909,1910 twice, 1911 twice 1920,1921,1923 and 1927. There name was the Ottawa Silver Seven back in the years of 1900-1908. They were the 3rd team in NHL history to win the Lord Stanley Cup. The first team in history... The Winnipeg Victorias in 1900. Yet the team folded in 1934, They came back in the 1991-1992 as an expansion class with the Tampa Bay Lightning. The Senators first playoff experience, 1997-1998 against the New Jersey Devils. They won the Presedent's Trophy in 2002-2003 with a team high 113 points in the Eastern Division. So...This defenition of the Ottawa Senators is probably the best one out there in the world There is a team that is great then the Toronto Maple Leafs or the Montreal Canadiens, it's the Ottawa Senators What does "Ottawa Senators" mean?The Ottawa Senators were brought back as an expansion team in 1992 in order to bring back respectable hockey to Ontario since the Leafs and their fans are a total embarrassment to the sport of hockey. While the Sens started out as one of the NHL's worst teams by far, they have since evolved to become one of the league's elite teams. Quite simply put, the Senators have become the most fearsome team in Canada. No direspect is meant towards 4 of the other 5 canadian teams but the Sens are as good as a hockey team can possibly get with the exception of the Montreal Canadiens in their glory days of course. Ottawa has managed to score more than 300 goals this season. They actually have scored more than any other team. Only Detroit has allowed less goals than Ottawa. The Ottawa Senators actually have good chances to win the Stanley Cup. Which is very much unlike the other Ontarian team. Ottawa Senators - what does it mean?The absolute worst team in the NHL, gets their asses kicked by the Toronto Maple Leafs on a regular basis. Only fags and queers are Sens fans. They are just unable to pull their heads out of their asses and realize that they just simply fucking suck. FUCK THE SENS!!! Jim: WTF man. Why do the Ottawa Senators suck so many ginger balls? Ottawa Senators - meaningSee also homosexual, the worst team in NHL history, with the worst regular season record. Will never win the Cup, especially with Patrick Lalime, a goalie who couldn't stop a puck if he did. And once again the Ottawa Senators have fallen at the hands of the Maple Leafs! Ottawa Senators - definitionThe crappiest NHL team ever. Well.. except for all the southern teams. F them. The Maple Leafs will always KILL YOU Ottawa!! Ottawa Senators - slangJoined the league in the 91/92 season, this team continuously preforms poorly in the playoffs, much of the time at the hands of the far superior Toronto Maple Leafs. The line of Alfredsson the Clown, Spezza the Goofball, and of course, the Murderer, even though, they too, preform poorly on a regular basis. Ottawa Goaltending requires it's own definition, to refer to "Ottawa Goaltending", please See, Terrible. For further references regarding this team, please see Patrick Lalime, Ottawa Stanley Cups, #1 Overall Draft Picks, and Alexandre Diagle. "Ottawa Senators and Stanley Cups is to Don Cherry and Europeans" Ottawa SenatorsProbably the worst and gayest team to ever play a game in the NHL. Jim: Did you see the Sens beat the Leafs last night? Ottawa SenatorsThe Ottawa Senators are the absolute best team in the NHL. The line of Daniel Alfredsson, Jason Spezza, and Dany Heatley is the sickest line in the NHL. With their high-scoring offense, suffocating defense, bad-ass goaltending in Dominik Hasek, the Senators will win the Stanley Cup. Jim: Did you see that dank-ass move that Dany Heatley pulled? It was totally sick. Ottawa SenatorsIt's funny, most of the definitions here say that the Maple Leafs are a lot better than the Sens. If the Leafs are so good why didn't the get into the playoffs? Granted the Senators didn't win the cup this season (2006 - 2007 Season) but they came a lot damn closer than the Leafs have since I don't know when. Guy 1: Has any of the Canadian teams made it to the finals this year? |
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