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What is Oscar the grouch?
After you are done bangin' an intoxicated booty call, you get up out of bed, throw the bitch over your shoulder, and toss him/her into a trash can/dumpster where they belong.
Damn, I gave her two minutes to get clothed, then I had to Oscar the Grouch that bitch!
Oscar the grouch - video
Oscar the grouch - what is it?
Possibly the most loved of alllllllll Sesame Street Characters. He lives in a trash can and even injects straight heroin into his arms that he gets from his supplier, commonly called "Big Bird". He is so grouchy for a number of reasons.
"Hey you got the stuffs Big Bird?"
Not for you you cheap ass.
"Why not? You can't cut the cord so fast! Give me it!"
*"Big Bird" pulls out .45, shoots Grouch in head*
What does "Oscar the grouch" mean?
(ADJ.) desribing someone who is cranky or upset. They are acting like they slept in a garbage can all night
Kristina was acting like an oscar the grouch when she said hi this morning.
Oscar the grouch - what does it mean?
A homeless puppet that is always having a nicotine withdrawal.
Kid: Why are you so mean, Oscar?
Oscar the Grouch: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
Oscar the grouch - meaning
The coolest Sesame Street character because he has an attitude problem.
Oscar the Grouch: Get the fuck away from mah trashcan befo' I bust a cap in yo' ass!
Oscar the grouch - definition
n. the unconcious girl who just woke up and realizes you are fucking her
I found this girl on the street, and things were going well for a while, but damn she went Oscar the Grouch on me. So I shoved her ass in a trashcan.
Oscar the grouch - slang
The poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street and ain't nobody helpin' him.
Man: Oscar you are so mean.
Kid: Yeah Oscar you're a grouch
Oscar: I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN BITCH
Oscar the grouch
v. To hide in a trashcan, wait for a female to walk by, pop out and pull her in with you, and have intercourse amongst the refuse. Prior acquaintance is not required.
n. One who partakes in the above act
(1) "This dumpster is disgusting!" James said. "I sure would love to pull an Oscar the Grouch in here."
(2) "Judging from the number of used condoms, I would guess a serial Oscar the Grouch lives in here."
Oscar the grouch
1. A character from sesame street that was always an asshole to everyone.
2. An incompetent ex (or soon to be ex) who always is in a bad mood and knows exactly how to drag you down.
"Hey! How was your night with your boy/girl?"
"God, like another episode of Sesame Street. I thought I got rid of Oscar the grouch once I hit puberty."
Oscar the grouch
As Mantoothe began trying to settle down with a woman by the name of Julian Laockland, who was a woman from the slums of England, he ran into a snag. His mother, who had grown acustomed to the lifestyle of the rich forbade him to marry the beautiful, yet poor, Julian. This
Threw Oscar into a frenzy. He left his home, and money, and married Julian, never to see his mother again. He then eventually moved to the US (with his new wife and newer child, and became a hobo) and began his acting career. Making music along the way with hits such as "I'm Here to stay, in my garbage can", "Go fuck yourself Old York", and "I hate england". After living on the streets, gaining a new house from the music industry, he developed a sickness commonly known as "The Green Night", scientifically, known from the book of Terahaut Shillo Nextia, is known as Halifax Jinxed Grennhaim. Translated by
Frankie Two Tone as "The Green Wolf Syndrom", the doctors said there was nothing they could do. He would eventually be covered with green hair all over his body. There was a plus to this, they said he would live longer than any one else. Thousands of years. He became very sick one day and as the weeks passed he became fully covered in hair. His wife and now three children took very good care of him. And now he plays the Grouch part on Sesame Street. He is still very much alive. And yes, he is only in character as the Grouch. He actually a very Pleasent soul to live with. And in an interview he has this to say "I thank my beautiful wife and my beautiful children for keeping me alive. Even though they have passed on, I still love them." His family passed on and now he is a grouch from time to time, but he trys to stay loving because his wife always was. And his kids would have hated to see him grouchie.
He was a loving and devoted father and husband.