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What is Oak Park High School?
Located on 201 Scoville Ave, students are three thirds white, one fourth hater, and one third potheads who bleed orange n blue. White kids are constantly trying to disassociate with the fact they they are, in fact, white. The underclass caf, or fight club, think theyre tough but every breath just adds another chromosome to their body. The upperclass caf is loud with kids who want to be noticed before they graduate. Art hoes, or stuckup kids with sticks so far up they can't sit, are notoriously known for never letting anyone into art spaces. Self diagnose is the true way to go so don't complain unless you have ten disabilities and four aneurysms a day. Drama kids could drown in tears cried over the fact they don’t have friends. Band can’t stop banging eachother. Sports kids suck their way to the top and act like gods, but really they're as sad as the rest of us, if not more. The fifteen million other clubs just exist. All OPRF kids are stuckup entitled whiners who don’t understand what a life is. They think they do, but being friends with sophomore science teachers ain't gonna give jobs. The freshmen have filled the halls with vape and look like two yearolds. It's a surprise we're still alive. No wonder no college wants us. Its a pain for anyone who is slightly less engrossed in living their golden years out in highschool. Overall theyre a bunch of sleepdeprived potheads trying to ignore the petty cliques constantly indirecting anyone“triggering”.
OPRF Student : "Yeah I go to Oak Park River Forest High School it's pretty well known n all. Go Huskies!"
Literally anyone from outside of Oak Park: "What's OPRF?"
OPRF Student: :0
Oak Park High School - video
Oak Park High School - what is it?
1. The weirdest combination of crazy-rich rofo hos and ghetto kids you'll ever spend four years with.
2. A couple kids go to Harvard, most fail to meet No Child Left Behind.
3. Everyone smokes pot. Everyone. Especially the gym teachers.
@ college
OPRF kid: Yeah, I went to Oak Park & River Forest High School
New Trier kid: Man, I came close to city limits once and I was almost mugged by a group of OPRF kids.
OPRF kid: They were probably all in my consumer ed class..
What does "Oak Park High School" mean?
A shitty high school filled with douchers that are just trying to get their dicks wet and sluts that'll take off their shirts after one strawberrita. Nicknamed "Smoke Park", it also is infested with pot heads that are simply dumb enough to bring Mary Jane on school grounds. Everything about this place sucks major ass except the potato bowl Tuesday's. God bless them taters.
Oak Park High School is shit at football.