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What is ORLANDO BLOOM?1) A multi-gender term. Mostly used to describe womenish men, but very often defines women who attract quite a few preteen girls and are thus believed to be men. 1) Squeee! Orlando Bloom! She's so hot! ORLANDO BLOOM - videoORLANDO BLOOM - what is it?The modern day hearttrob...of gay men. The gay men love Orlando Bloom. What does "ORLANDO BLOOM" mean?A moment in which someone slaps another across the face, and the reciever does nothing about it. Originated from the fact that Orlando Bloom looks like he would do nothing if he took a cock slap to the face. He was acting like a bitch so I Orlando Bloomed him ORLANDO BLOOM - what does it mean?An English actor who starred in films such as 'Lord of the Rings', 'Troy' and 'Pirates of the Carribean'. Personally, I think Orlando Bloom is hideous, and that these fangirls need to get out more. ORLANDO BLOOM - meaningEnglish actor, notable for having absolutely no acting ability at all. Has appeared in two of the most famous film franchises of recent times, and has contributed more to ruining the suspension of disbelief in these films than any number of white Volkswagens seen driving in the background. Guy: "Every time Orlando Bloom has a speaking part in a movie I cringe" ORLANDO BLOOM - definitionAn AVERAGE looking person who DOESN'T want to have purses,pins,pens,bookmarks,clothes and lipstick with his name/picture on them. He needs to move to Russia to get away from those scary, lifeless fangirls. All the girls were screaming and fighting over an orlando bloom poster. ORLANDO BLOOM - slangA tool used to bring balance to Hollywood films. "My that Johnny Depp sure makes a great pirate." ORLANDO BLOOMThat actor who wants to be Johnny Depp really bad but he can't. Orlando Bloom is such a poser. ORLANDO BLOOMan actor who has often become distracted by moles and various shiny objects. "It was a really great role and ... OH LOOK AT THAT MOLE!" ORLANDO BLOOMSomeone that none of you fat, ugly, ditzy schoolgirls will ever have a chance with. If I were him I'd carry that bow around to fend you losers off. Leave the poor guy alone. Orlando Bloom can do 200x better than you and he will. |
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