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What is North Platte?
Home of Buffalo Bill Cody
Home of UPRR largest classification yard in the world.
Home of Cody Park
Home of the Veterans Memorial
North Platte is a tourism town full of railroaders
North Platte - video
North Platte - what is it?
23,000 people between the North and South Platte River in Nebraska.
North Platte
What does "North Platte" mean?
North Platte is the shittiest town in Nebraska. While being the center of commerce for a 100 mile radius, it houses some of the dirtiest, stupid people across America. Named after one of the rivers that travel through it, the name of the town should be Twin Platte, or even just Platte. Many people traveling along I-80 find this an nice place to stop, as it is the only thing around for at least 100 miles. Don't fall into the trap of living in North Platte.
"Man, are you retarded or something?"
"No, I is from North Platte"
North Platte - what does it mean?
A small city of 20,000 people in mid-western Nebraska.
Home to Buffalo Bill's ranch, one of the worlds largest railroad yards, cows, and a bunch of dumb hicks.
Most intelligent people leave North Platte by the time they reach twenty. The rest live a sad existence forever tormented by the regret of staying behind.
The only things to do there are to hang out at Wal-Mart, drive monster trucks, go huntin and fishin, or drink cheap beer.
Person one: "Dude, I hate my life."
Person two: "You must be from North Platte."
North Platte - meaning
A South-Western town in Nebraska. Widely known for it’s rail-yard, the Bailey Yard. If you live here you either were raised here out in the country and are forced to stay. Seriously, nobody with decent intelligence wants to stay in North Platte. Yet, in some way, people are stuck here. You probably fit into one of these five large-known stereotypes in North Platte. 1. You’re a sporty prep with a lot of friends and we’re born into either a middle class or high class family that can afford most things. 2. You’re a stoner. Pretty common here, majority of people in this fucking town have missing teeth because of their hard ass meth addictions. Your parents either support you in this lifestyle or you’re matching the stereotype here and drifting away from your family’s dreams of being a nurse. Or you grew up in a gang. 3. You’re a weird outcast and find it funny to be loud and obnoxious and probably have hair growing in places it shouldn’t. 4. Your whole personality is based off of tiktok and resulted you into having a cottage core mushroom lesbian phase. 5. You grew up on a family farm and have a mullet and a package of toothpicks in your bag just to suck on during class. Mmm. That nice wooden taste. Reminds me of that deer I killed last month. In result, this town fucking sucks. Never fucking move here unless you want hospitalized depression, or weed.
Person 1: So where do you live?
Person 2: North Platte.
Person 1: What now?
Person 2: You don’t wanna know.
North Platte - definition
A town in the middle of nowhere where there's nothing to do, all of the teens smoke pot/ vape and all of the adults do meth. Practically every one who lives here doesn't want to live here but has to for some reason. And also every one here is depressed for some reason.
Person 1: I hate North Platte I wish I could leave here.
Person 2: What did you say? I was too stoned to listen to you
North Platte - slang
North Platte is a small-ish town in Nebraska, known for it's railroad and it's drug problem. The place where meth-heads run rampant and pedophiles go to die. The North side of town is pretty well known as being the poor side of town, and despite the fact that everyone who lives in North Platte sucks, or is trying to escape, they still treat kids from the North side like trash. The whole town is trash. Don't move there.
Person 1: "What can I get you to drink?"
Person 2: "Can I get a coke?"
Person 1: "Sorry, we only have meth."
Person 2: "I must be in North Platte..."
North Platte
A town located in the Middle-Western part of Nebraska. Known for the world record railyard as well as the world record of most tweakers, crack heads, and bitches with stank puss. Most people here work for the railroad or hospital which also doubles as the second biggest building in town next to a fucking nursing home. Everyone hates their lives and says they are going to move away forever but end up moving back 2 weeks after. They do got some good weed though.
Abbi’s dad works for the railroad and her mom works at the hospital and everyone laughs at her Arbys pussy nudes from the 8th grade, she must be from North Platte!