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What is Norrised?
to be rendered unconscious, or killed instantly by a swift roundhouse kick to the face
guy 1: HOLY CRAP!!! i think i killed him.
guy 2: i said kick him, you chuck norrised him man.
guy 3: sorry
Norrised - video
Norrised - what is it?
to forward kick something or someone with great force.
-dude why you kick my door like that?! you're not chuck norris.
-ya but I chuck norrised it.
-oh
What does "Norrised" mean?
To succeed, to completely destroy, or to pulverize something or someone.
I just Chuck Norrised the hell out of that test.
Dude... we totally Chuck Norrised that bottle of Jaeg last night.
Norrised - what does it mean?
The act of trying to imitate Chuck Norris, in either action or mannerism, and failing miserably.
That crazy fucker was Norrising again and hurt himself
Norrised - meaning
Norrisness = The highest level of awesomeness that can be attaind by an individual; One bad ass mother fucker that can inflict pain with a simple glance.
Mess with me and you will feel the wrath of my Norrisness.
You can even see the Norrisness in that guys attitude!
I'm not gonna mess with that chicks Norrisness.
He was blinded by the Norrisness that is me.
Norrised - definition
Norrisism; refers to the religious belief that Chuck Norris created all, including himself, because he's that good.
I'm into Norrisism.
Norrised - slang
Idiom related to Chuck Norris.
"They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mt. Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard," is an example of a Norrisism.
Norrised
Verb. The act of causing a state of intense fear and panic, as one would be afflicted with when coming face to face with someone, such as Chuck Norris.
Man: Dude, so what happened?
Dude: I don't know, man. I was asking her out when this big, brawny guy came up out of nowhere and asked what I was doing with his woman.
Man: Did you fight him?
Dude: No. He norrisized me, man!
Norrised
To get owned by Chuck Norris or is a Chuck Norris like manner
1. Dude did you see that guy get Round-House kicked?
He got totally Norrised
Norrised
1) To have something stolen from you by someone that used the method of lying to attain your property, as compared to using force or stealth.
2) To be left or ditched at an undesired location from one of your so-called friends by means of lying.
1) Josh told me that he needed to borrow my lawn mower for a week, but when I went to get it back and saw his house was vacant and up for sale, I realized that I had been Norrised.
2) When Stacy called me from Walmart and said that Josh must have left her there because she couldn't find him anywhere, I realized that she had been Norrised and would need a ride home.