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What is No U?
The only perfect comeback that is uncommonly used against the devastating phenomenon called Ur Mom Gay. Can only be used for 2 times in a row or else it will no longer make sense and make you look like fucking retard.
One: Ur Mom Gay.
Two: No U
One: *Breaks all of his fuckin' bones and disintegrated away like Spiderman*
No U - video
No U - what is it?
What 3rd graders say when they get called gay or when their friends say that their mom is gay and their dad is lesbian
“U gay” said Dan the 3rd grader
“No U” said mike
“U mom gay and u dad lesbian” said dan
“No U” said mike
What does "No U" mean?
the best comeback ever in existince
friend: ur mom gay lol
you: no u
friend: *dies
No U - what does it mean?
Typically used by 13 year olds as a shitty comeback. Almost never works. Also used alongside the uno reverse card meme
Kid 1: yo mama so fat I'm standing on her right now
Kid 2: no u
Kid 1: oh shit he just pulled a pro gamer move
No U - meaning
This is used in situations where if the person you have insulted cannot think of a good comeback, they use the phrase, no u.
Timmy: Ur Mum Gay
John: No u
No U - definition
The ultimate rendition to the Ur mum gay series. Screeched by autistic retards when you have a comeback.
Elijah - Hey Ryan your a faggot. Ryan - No u
No U - slang
A statement used by the retarded when they have no argument against your argument.
Me: Hey, Joe I heard you were sleeping with Ashley
Jo: No u
No U
Best two words in the universe. Can easily end a conversation.
Jim: Your mom fat
John: No U
Jim: *dies*
No U
The mother of all negative commands and the penultimate command of non-affirmation, which being one of the oldest words of the English language, dates all the way back to Old English. It is composed of simply two letters: The fourteenth letter of the alphabet, N, and the 15th, O. In this context, it is followed by an intentional misspelling for the word that describes a party that is a second-person subject to a direct address by another party, simplified with simply the 21st letter of the English alphabet, namely U. This intentional misspelling is used to express and emphasize the how much ignorance the speaker has in correct English spelling, which is common in the modern Internet world, and therefore, this misspelling is used as a subtle tool of assimilation into the complex society of the Internet. A blank space is traditionally added between the first two letters, N and O, and the last letter, U, most likely to add a non-casual taste to the originally very casual nature of the phrase, by not sounding like a nervous first-time public speaker rushing every single word and constantly putting two words together. Put together, and you have this phrase, the penultimate counter-attack to any hater trying to roast you hard, the remedy to any insult or unpleasant remark you may receive from your "friends".
"XXX, I didn't understand the true meaning of despicable until I met you."
"No U"
No U
Saying NO U is a way of pointing out that the person's comments apply more to himself and is therefore an idiot and a hypocrite. It is considered to be the ultimate trump to any debate or drama on the Internet.
This meme originated on the Something Awful forums where epic flame wars would often erupt. Eventually the arguments became so illogical and the insults so repetitive that often it needed to be pointed out that the OP was being a hypocrite.
NO U is originated back to simpler days when we as children would engage in what were to be the precursors to forum wars. Arguments over common issues would devolve into anarchy as neither party was willing to concede their point. This inevitably led to attacks on character which subsequently devolved into childish name calling which of course would usually finish with NO YOU. A major problem is that it can start an endless loop of NO U. These are known "No U Wars."
As long as there are forums where any asshat with an opinion can post, NO U will always have a home. Short of ignoring idiotic comments, this is a simple and effective way of pointing out that the OP’s comments are in fact more aptly applied to himself than his subject.
European: Americans are stupid.
American: No U!