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What is Newtown Square?
A fucked up town that no one likes. BROOMALL ROCKS! GO B-MALLERS!
N-Square: I live in Newtown Square, PA.
B-Maller: No one likes you bitch!
Newtown Square - video
Newtown Square - what is it?
AKA The Scurrr... founded in 1692, a primarily Italian/Irish outskirt of Philadelphia, PA... Located 5 miles from the West Philadelphia border and 7 miles from the infamous 69th Street. Home to Marple-Newtown High School. Nice area on the decline due to western movement and expandation from Philadelphia, Upper Darby, Havertown, and Broomall. West portion of "Broomtown Square". Bordered by Media, Broomall and Edgmont. Originally farmland, now looks like it might as well be part of west philly.
Population: 46,000
Area: Approx. 10 Square miles
Average Annual Income: $37,000
Grew up in West Philly, moved to the newtown square, pa wit my bulls.
What does "Newtown Square" mean?
A township in Delco which is outside of Philadelphia. It is by far the most lopsided town in the entire state. In Newton, you are either one rich motherfucker living North of West Chester Pike, or you are a middle-class, blue collar family living South of it. If you grew up in this town, you either went to Saint Anastasia, or Paxon, and then Marple Newton High. Some people in this town are actually insane. No joke, we have had out run-ins with hostage situations. We love our culture. Everyone here is an Irish or Italian Catholic Republican. We take our CYO sports way to serious. If you want to find the best Newtown Square citizens, stop by your local Wawa, head to Nell, or go to the nighborhoods near Media Line Road.
Stop by, well love you or hate you!
Pete: I live in Newtown Square, Pennsylvania
John: I live in Brromall, Pennsylvania
Pete: Fuck off
Newtown Square - what does it mean?
A very high-class suburb of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Located in Newtown Square is home to the DuPont family, inventors of Teflon and Nylon, as well as a number of other handy materials. This area is also my home.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Me: Newtown Square.
Person 1: How big is your mansion (sarcasticly)
Me: 60,000 sq. ft.