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What is Newton Abbot?
Apsolute shit heap full of roadmen, chavs and pedophiles but the market is nice for 5p sour lollies
Person 1 - Ew look at that chav over there!
Person 2 - oh yeah they live in Newton abbot
Person 1- not surprised.
Newton Abbot - video
Newton Abbot - what is it?
Newton abbot is a small town in the south Devon of England but fuck me there's loads of roadmen and chavs about, there's pubs, barbers and asda and thats about it. Everyone's a cocky shit in Newton.
Dave:Do you know newton abbot
Bob:ye it's a fuckin shithole
What does "Newton Abbot" mean?
A large market town in south Devon inhabited by drunken Londoners and Chavs. The town became a shithole in the 1980s after Dr Beeching closed down the town’s railway works. Every street is full of Charity shops, Turkish barbers and takeaways. Large communist and Fascists movement has blighted the school’s.
“Hey man, is their a place more chavy than Birmingham?”
“Yeah, it’s called Newton Abbot”
Newton Abbot - what does it mean?
A tiny little town in south devon where everyone knows and has probably slept with everyone by the age of 15 which is made up of...
1. ASDA
2. Charity shops
3. Old people
4. Chavs
5. Skaters
6. Pubs
and..... that's about it
Lets go to Newton Abbot today......
What will we do?
Lets go to Asda?
Yaaaaaay!