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What is Newsfeed?
When a person's multiple Facebook posts all end up in your newsfeed to the point that your newsfeed is mainly populated with that persons updates/fotos.
I got on Facebook today and my newsfeed was totally full of "Sarah's"updates. That girl is blowing up my newsfeed!
Newsfeed - meme gif
Newsfeed - video
Newsfeed - what is it?
when your on facebook and almost all the newsfeed updates are from one person posting too much things or updating too much photos or what have you.
(this phrase is not limited to facebook, can be used wherever newsfeeds are being overrun by dumb shit being posted)
1: "uh this dumb bitch keeps posting random ass videos & crap idc about, totally clogging up my newsfeed & not letting me see other updates"
2: "why dont you just block all her posts"
1: "nah, what if one day she says something 'useful' to me"
2: "doubt it.. no one on facebook says anything useful"
What does "Newsfeed" mean?
The act of repeatedly posting messages, links, photos, or statuses that nobody else particularly cares about on facebook to the point where your posts completely cover everyone else's newsfeed/live feed. This usually results in everybody who is misfortunate enough to be your friend to become extremely irritated with you (as they have a right to be) and hide you from their newsfeed.
This girl keeps posting status updates about how much she loves her stupid boyfriend!
Oh I know! Her posts are blowing up newsfeed!
Newsfeed - what does it mean?
Newsfeed porno is when Facebook hackers hack people and post pictures of porn (mostly of teenagers). A lot of the pictures are photoshopped too.
Jasel: Hey bro, I was eating noodles while on Facebook when a Newsfeed Porno pic of Justin Bieber popped up.. totally just lost my appetite.
Poosh: Oh yeah I saw that one, I guess thats way worse than the Newsfeed Porno of that gymnast with the huge ass.
Newsfeed - meaning
When someones newsfeed on Facebook is more interesting than the person themselves
Nick: Ryan how did the date with the Spanish Mami go?
Ryan: What a complete newsfeed personality. She posted that she likes to go to the rack for dinner and the drynk for lemon drops, but all she wanted to do is listen to maxima 92.5, watch telemundo, and reminiss about her quinceanera.
Newsfeed - definition
Awareness of sponsored messages or content by virtue of their showing up on your newsfeed on social media.
A: "This site has some real good stuff!". B: "Yea man, totally in my newsfeed consciousness."
Newsfeed - slang
When an incriminating comment on another person's Facebook wall appears in another's newsfeed.
Julie's comment: Heyyy Jim, don't worry about what you told me last night, it'll be our little secret, I must say though, I'm surpised you chose me to come out too :) xx
Jims friend's comment: Jim ya homo, you've just been newsfeed busted!
Newsfeed
Noun: A person who is frequently on facebook's newsfeed.
Whenever you sign on and look at the newsfeed to see what your friends have been up to, you can't find out because the ONE person takes it all up with their recent boring activity.
me: "Let me sign onto facebook and see what everyone has been up to!"
1 minute later
me: "well... it looks like Sarah has been posting quite a few videos lately.."
Cletus: "ya, she's such a newsfeed whore"
Newsfeed
when something is posted on facebook and nothing else is posted for a while
Jeremy: Dude did you see what Laura posted on Rory's wall?
Matt: Yeah, man, it was a newsfeed linger
Newsfeed
When two or more people decide to ignore personal messages and Facebook chat and have a conversation only through wall posts. These wall posts come up in the news feed and annoy other Facebook users. There are differing degrees, but 'raping the newsfeed' is an extreme case.
I really wish Suzy and Bobby would stop raping the newsfeed!