|
|
What is New Plymouth?
Small city where noone indicates while driving. Full of teens who do laps around the 3 blocks that is town, 2-something men who like 14-yo girls.
High crime rate due to many thickos who breed when they should really hide in a corner and hope noone ever sees their uggo face.
"New Plymouth, New Zealand is a small town in Taranaki"
"I live in NP, Taradise, NEW ZEALAND!"
"I have screwed most of the guys in New Plymouth, New Zealand"
New Plymouth - video
New Plymouth - what is it?
A small town of about 1400 people located in South Western Idaho. The people who live there, particularly the high school students, try to make themselves feel better by calling it the "Big NP". It is about 45 minutes from Boise and it is about 10 minutes away from Ontario, OR. It is known for nothing and will forever be known for nothing. Do not live there unless you want your children to be close minded red necks who chew and think that Boise is an awesome place to visit because it is a "city". It also has two coffee places which is not cool because one of the coffee places is a camper in somebody's front yard and the other coffee place is a shack and looks very unpleasant.
Hick #1: I live in the big NP.
City Kid #1: Really? It's big? I've never heard of NP... Where is it? and what does NP stand for?
Hick #1: In Idaho. I think we're like 45 minutes from Boise but I'm not sure. NP stands for New Plymouth you stupid f$%#er
City Kid #1: Oh.... that's cool... I'm going to cross the sea and gain some culture. Bye!
Hick #1: Yer a weirdo anyways. I'm gunnago drink some beer and shoot at animals.