Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Netto?

Ghetto Netto is the new Netto supermarket in dover
which provides food & sustinance for the town and neighbouring countries haha

it is also the turf of St Edmunds & was recently defended in a brutal gang war against Astor n Boys Grammer or summit.

did tupac teach us nothin?!

further more u can buy pretty much half the shop for a quid :P

blates one of dovers top tourist atractions

"Bruv did u hear about ghetto netto?"
-"Nahh blud?"
"There was sum hench fight outside it yeh! Oh & i bought 4 redbulls for a £1!"
-"Serious!... 4 for a £1 BRRRRAP rep ur ends innit. u get me!"
-"BOY BETTER KNOW!"

Yes this is how we talk in dover :P

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Netto - what is it?

A small electronic device not designed for playing music at anything like public address volume, used by morons to demonstrate their godawful taste in music to a rightfully ungrateful public.

Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk shite like the rest of the civilised world.

Sound from other end of bus or train: "Tssh tssh tssh"

Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"

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What does "Netto" mean?

A cheap/knockoff neko. Or cat.

I love nettos!
Dude, it's nekos. Sheesh

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Netto - what does it mean?

A place where my Y6 teacher shopped when I was at primary school ages ago. Where the gypsies in my town shop cos the caravan site is less than a mile away. A horrible shop that puts flyers through everyone's doors.
Usually where some immigrants I know shop. Sells things so cheap it's like shoplifting. I am not a snob, I just hate Irish Pikies.

immigrant1: let's go to netto and get some curry!
immigrant2: It only cost 50p, it is from netto!

(Listen to curry song get ur mates to send it you via bluetooth)

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Netto - meaning

A shop where the hobo's go. Mothership for the chavs aswell {specially during breeding season}

NETTO'S It's scandinavian for value!

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Netto - definition

Here is a quaint little ditty I made up aboot Netto's
NETTO'S!
You shop all day,
You shop all night,
You come back home with a bag of shite!

Netto's- it's scandinavian for value!

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Netto - slang

a supermarket where the most expensive item is the bags.

where jamie shops at

what do u mean 5p for a bag, the food only cost 2p

hey mummy can we go to netto

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Netto

I simply thought it was Scandinavian for value!

(In fucked up Foregin voice) - Netto. It's Scandinavian for value!

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Netto

It's where .... gets their best clothes.

The Scandinavian term for value.

.... shops at nettos
its where they get their best clothes
shoes are very nifty
cost em £1.50

Netto, Scandanavian for value

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Netto

Shitty chain of danish shops that sell contaminated food.

He'll eat anything, even food from Netto! o.O

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