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What is Nesquik?
That unlucky day when your parents are going out and your uncle is "babysitting" you. But he actually chases you around the house until he is able to tear open your shitter canal and shove his gigantic monster throbbing, wet, veiny, motherfucking black monkey COCK inside of you and rip your ass crack in half and make sure you can't shit for 3 weeks! Nigga will turn your ass into a peeled orange pussy. Sometimes may shoot out your mouth from His 35 inch Fucken Nigga COCK! Make You Scream Pussy Nigga! The Final Result Is Nesquik..
Me: "NOOOO UNCLEEE!! PLEASE!! I HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOO MANY NESQUIK MONDAYS!!!"
Uncle: "LET ME TEAR DAT ASS OPEN LIL NIGGA!! GET OVER HERE!!!
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Nesquik - what is it?
The act of inviting a lucky lady (or lad) over to your joint for the making of milkshakes and concluding by drinking the Nesquik milk whilst engaging in sexual intercorse.
Mitch: I invited her over to come and have some Nesquik and chill
Brad: How was it!?
What does "Nesquik" mean?
When you have a girl, undressed and you tell her "close your eyes and open your mouth." she thinks that your going to put your cock in her mouth. Instead you turn around and take a huge dump in her mouth!
Noah: O man! i gave that bitch a nesquik surprise last night!
Jacob: NO WAY! my boyfriend gave me one of those before!
Nesquik - what does it mean?
When you wake up from a nap with your underwear filled with shit.
Hey did you hear Josh had a Nesquik Nap last night, it was messy.
Nesquik - meaning
the end result of a long night of munching spicy tacos, usually a chocolate waterfall of hot shit water.
i won the world taco eating contest last night! but i was later greeted with the dreaded Mexican Nesquik
Nesquik - definition
a black fella who spawns naked on the beaches of rust
usually retarded
there is a nesquik sleeping on the shore
Nesquik - slang
Nesquick is a delicious powder that comes in chocolate, strawberry and banana flavour. You take a teaspoon of nesquik powder and stir it into milk and then you have a milkshake!
Hello, do you have banana nesquik
No I’m sorry but we do have chocolate
Um ok that’s fine how much
£1 please
Ok thanks!
Bye now
Nesquik
Nesquik is nesquik
Nesquik is not a human
Nesquik is penis man
"Is that nesquik????"
"do you mean penis man"
Nesquik
Basically the best drink created by man (not god, morons). Nesquik provides us with calcium to help our bones grow healthy and strong and fifteen percent of our reccomended daily saturated fat intake. Nesquik combined with a donut or two take care of our reccomended saturated fat for the week! Nesquik is the only drink that I can think of with enough fat, carbs, and sodium to be counted as as meal.
"But dayyyum, Strawberry Nesquik is so satisfying!" exclaimed Fat Bertha.
Nesquik
Nesquik is the drink of champions and has ninja skills