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What is Neckbearded?
A man who feels entitled to love despite being extremely unattractive and undesirable to women. They tend to have terrible hygiene, extreme political opinions, and hatred towards women. Interchangable with incel.
"This guy keeps asking me for nudes on Instagram!"
"Geesh, what a neckbeard!"
Neckbearded - meme gif
Neckbearded - video
Neckbearded - what is it?
Someone who has wasted their life getting so good on a video game so that playing against them isn’t even fun. They are called neckbeards because they sit at their computer all day and have poor hygiene.
Aw man this dude is a tryhard neckbeard, he has 34,176,000 kills, we have 0 chance, what a loser
What does "Neckbearded" mean?
1) a beard that has been allowed to grow down onto a portion of the neck, hence the phrase 'neckbeard'
2) a creepy/pedophillic excuse of a man with a neckbeard (see above). Is stereo-typically attracted to underage anime/hentai girls, and will fall head first into love at the sight of a single 'uwu'. It is advised that you stay as far away as possible or they might hit you over the head with a katana /j. You can identify one by their love of the phrase "M'lady," and the shitty fedora that seems to be permanently attached to their head. Usually overweight but you never know these days.
"This neckbeard would give me mod until i said uwu,"
"What a fucking creep,"
Neckbearded - what does it mean?
A Morbidly Obese Alpha male that lives in his Mummy's basement and hacks on CSGO and is extremely toxic. They are typically rarely spotted in public and can be most likely be seen with:
- 1 Man Purse
- Their Mum
- wearing a brony costume
If you encounter a neckbeard at a furry convention consider yourself lucky, you haven't seen the true wrath of a neckbeard.
Found a neckbeard on CSGO last night, What a fucking Manchild.
Neckbearded - meaning
One whom wears band shirts daily, shaves monthly, and bathes never. Often smelling of cheetos, Mountain Dew, and depression, the average neckbeard can be found playing World of Warcraft in their mother's basement. Along with their very poor grooming, the average neckbeard often be categorized as being morbidly obese.
Person A: Oh my god...Assclown over here smells like shit. He's been wearing that same shirt for like 2 weeks.
Person B: Ew...looks like he used decoration scissors to cut his beard.
Person C: Guys, it's not his fault he's a neckbeard
Neckbearded - definition
people typically in their thirties or more, with nothing to do in their lives.
Can be most notably identified by:
- writing name definitions on Urban Diction
Timmy was smashing away on his keyboard, defining the name Jenna on Urban Dictionary: "A marvelous, exquisite manifestation of perfection within individuality... a Jenna is a reincarnation of God hersel-"
His mom busts into the room: "You've been living with me for thirty fucking years Timmy, are you not going to get a job, you fucking neckbeard?"
Neckbearded - slang
Any human who regularly wears:
A pinstriped fedora
T-shirts with strange metallic looking mid 2000's middle schooler student's idea of a tattoo designs
In-congruently flashy metal jewelry
Interests include My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, katanas, unrequited affection
Will refer to others as sir/madam/m'lady/sire/miss/overly formal honorifics
Frequently use the word "shall"
Many profile pictures poorly photoshopped to change eye color and background to look more "demonic"
Does not necessarily have to have a beard or any facial hair, though it is typical.
Janet:
He's definitely nice, but his fedora and pony collection lead me to believe he may be a neckbeard.
Should I be concerned?
Brad: Oh, not really. He's harmless, but he might cry and make you feel guilty when you won't touch him.
Neckbearded
Talkative, self-important nerdy men (usually age 30 and up) who, through an inability to properly decode social cues, mistake others' strained tolerance of their blather for evidence of their own charm.
Stop being such a neckbeard.
Neckbearded
The word neckbeard, deriving from the conjoining of the words “neck” and “beard,” is a descriptor for a type of man characterized by an inflated sense of self worth and a powerful sense of entitlement, particularly to affection, subservience and sexual acts from women. The name is a reference to the poor grooming and hygiene standards typically held by such men, with the result that their facial hair is unkempt and extends down their neck. At the core, neckbeards’ inflated egos and misogynistic attitudes towards women serve as a coping mechanism for personal insecurity and a lack of self confidence. Such an attitude allows them to place the blame for their failed social interactions on others rather than undertake self examination and improvement. Neckbeards also typically have an interest in anime, hentai and waifuism, due to their stereotypical perception of Japanese women as being meek and subservient to men, and thus their idealized, non-threatening sexual partner. Fedoras are also popular among neckbeards due to their seeing themselves as sophisticated, respectable gentlemen, as opposed to the “Chads” or “assholes” they believe women normally are attracted to. Copious amounts of Mountain Dew, Doritos, video games, and a sedentary lifestyle are all additional hallmarks of the neckbeard ethos.
“Females like you only go for jocks and assholes, you never want to give nice guys like me a chance. You missed out on a gentleman, slut.”
“God, what a neckbeard. I can still smell him from here.”
Neckbearded
V. To obsessively collect and hoard some nerdy pursuit to the point of excess and often at the expense of others. Derived from the noun forms of "neckbeard" (both definitions).
I went to the store to get my kid the new action figures from the latest comic book film, but they were sold out already. I later heard one guy neckbearded them all in one purchase.