What is Ndd?

NDD or “No dick December” sucks for all you ladies out there that want it

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Ndd - what is it?

Next Day Delivery

It is used on DarkNet markets, mostly in reviews. It means that the ordered item was/(will be) delivered to buyer the next day after ordering (mostly rare).

Vendor (product details): Shipping times EU: 1-3 business days, mostly NDD

Customer (product rating): 5/5. Extremely fast - NDD! Good stealth

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What does "Ndd" mean?

NDD is an abbreviation for "next day delivery". It is used mostly on darknet (dark web) markets to indicate the arrival time of ordered package.

Vendor review: Very fast, NDD! Good stealth and product looks legit.

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Ndd - what does it mean?

abbrev. Non Daughter Daughter. The daughter of your NGG (Non Girlfriend Girlfriend), who you treat like she was your own daughter.

I met up with my NGG but she had her NDD with her so we couldn't fool around.

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Ndd - meaning

No Dick Diet.

The act of withdrawing from sexual activities for some time being.

Girl 1: Fuck guys, theyre assholes. I'm gonna be celibate now.
Girl 2: Youre goin on the no dick diet?
Girl 1: Yeah :( it's the NDD for me

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Ndd - definition

Next Day Depression. Typically used to define the feeling that one has the morning after a long night of drinking and perhaps some ill timed decisions. For males, that means fucking that fat chick. For chicks, that means being a slut and kissing 5 of your boyfriend's friends. Usually accompanied by a overwhelming sense of apathy and refusal to step out of your room for fear of someone seeing you who knows what you did the previous night.

"Where's Jim at?"
"Oh he stayed in...bad case of NDD."

"Dear teacher: I did not get your paper done on time becuase instead of doing it on Sunday like I should have, I sat under the covers of my bed dealing with a serious case of NDD."

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