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What is Muskrat?
What you call the most attractive person in your group of friends. Usually is perfect in every way and everyone is jealous.
"See that girl over there who is so beautiful and smart and perfect?"
"Yeah, she is a definitely a muskrat, dude!"
"AGREED!"
Muskrat - meme gif
Muskrat - video
Muskrat - what is it?
A safe word used when one is uncomfortable. Once the safe word is used all others must leave the user over the alone. This applies to men, women, all physical proximity offenders, and "gender undiscriminating" sexual predators.
Ethan: "Hey Mike, you look cute"
-Ethan then touches Mike leg-
Mike: "Muskrat!"
-Ethan sighs and moved a couch seat away, and cross his arms upset-
What does "Muskrat" mean?
A select member of a prestigous brotherhood whom display the arts of savagery, falconry, and muskratery. They are cut throat, relentless, and display unparralled habits. Whatever a muskrat says is law. If he claims you are wrong, then you are wrong. A muskrat is ruthless to the utmost degree.
The muskrats did not approve of the actions of the Battle Creek Bandit.
Muskrat - what does it mean?
A form of torture, varying from forceful sexual activities, to beating the victim mercilessly with eggplant shaped objects, or making them watch pornography of their grandparents/parents. After a muskrat takes place it usuall takes 2 weeks to recover if you survive. YOU DON'T WANT A MUSKRAT!!
Dude did you hear? Riley was given a horrible muskrat, and they found him in the bathroom traumatized, and shaking while whispering "didn't want to go first"
Muskrat - meaning
n,pl. (1) A large North American aquatic rodent, with a musky smell.
(2) Marricel watt
damn! thats ugly...oh wait its just marricel/a muskrat
Muskrat - definition
A small penis that is over powered by the bush that surrounds it; when a man's pubes are more impressive than their penis.
The girl was diggin' my style until I dropped my pants and she saw the muskrat.
Muskrat - slang
A pretentious asshole that spends more time faking productivity than actually working.
Muskrat is busier than a one legged cat in a sand box, but he ain't done shit!
Muskrat
An employee of Elon Musk or one of his companies
Those Muskrats over at Tesla are screwing up traffic again.
Muskrat
Noun; One who engages in rebellious destruction, most often attributable to substance consumption.
David and I were such Muskrats. After the game, we rioted, inflicting thousands of dollars worth of damage.
Muskrat
Somebody who worships Elon Musk to a Pious level, and will defend Elon Musk no matter if he does something deserving of criticism.
John: Hey fuck you Steve! So what if Elon Musk fires all of his pro union workers. He’s doing what he wants, he’s basically God.
Steve: John, you’re such a fucking muskrat.