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What is Mufasa?
An older woman around age 80+ who looks to pick up younger men.
Johnny says: hey man im gonna go inside real quick
friend says: ok
mufasa: ooo look at the young man.. hes just my type and i heard his friend call him johnny, ill try to see if he wants to be my new boy toy.
Mufasa - meme gif
Mufasa - video
Mufasa - what is it?
When you cum on a girl's stomach, rub your thumb in it, and wipe it on her forehead.
Guy: Bro, I would have nutted in her mouth, but she insisted on a Mufasa.
Friend: Why in the hell would she do that?
Guy: I have no idea. But it made a great story, didn't it?
What does "Mufasa" mean?
n. Code for an extremely hot guy. Created after a hot guy walked by my friend and I while we were laying on a beach in hawaii and My friend was like "Woah, he's hot!" and he gave us a funny look.
Not to be confused with a cute boy which would be a simba.
Girl 1: Oooh, Mufasa!
Girl 2: Oh yes! where?
Girl 1: 11 o'clock.
Mufasa - what does it mean?
What you say when you see our taste something that you really like. This is the highest level of finess.
Simba = Cute; Roshanda = Fine; Mufasa = Extra Fine
Scenario: The finest thing you've every seen walks in, like I dont know T.I.
A girl would say: Mufasa!!!
Mufasa - meaning
noun; a penis which is shorter than its surrounding pubic hair; resulting in a "lion mane" look.
"She said she wouldn't S on my D until I trimmed my mufasa"
"When I showed her my mufasa, she asked me where my dick was."
"Due to the mufasa, she had to comb through my mane to get to my junk."
Mufasa - definition
A women's retaliation to a Simba. When it's that time of the month she randomly wipes period blood on her male partner's forehead. Then loudly proclaims "Mufasa". Then in utter disgust he starts to shake violently. Muttering the name Mufasa over and over again.
"Your husband hasn't been himself lately." -Female neighbor-
"Oh, he thought he was funny and gave me a Simba during sex. So I gave him a Mufasa to pay him back."-Wife-
"Oh is that why he's been sitting in the corner crying? When will boys learn, women fight dirty." -Female neighbor-
Mufasa - slang
when you fucking at the end of the bed pulling back on your partners arm from behind, as you cum you say "mu..." when they turn around to look at you you say ..."fasa" and let go of the arm, looking them into the eyes as they fall off the bed.
"the only way she could hate me more would be if i Mufasa her on valentinesday again"
Mufasa
Fuck someone from behind on the edge of the bed with them facing of the bed. When you nut yell "LONG LIVE THE KING" and push them off the bed.
Karina busted her face yesterday, she got mufasa'd
Mufasa
Mufasa is a nickname for an amazing individual. If you are given the nickname of Mufasa than you are majestic, amazing, loving and somewhat egotistical. Mufasa is very protective of his family and his friends so if i were you i wouldn't get in his way because he will fight to the death to protect the ones he loved. All men want to be called Mufasa because his sex drive and skills are next to no one. The lady that is chosen by a Mufasa is a lucky one she will not only be pleased sexually but he will defend and love her till the end. Mufasa is truly the king of the jungle.
guy 1-my sisters new boyfriend is so fucking cool i wish i could be like him!
guy 2-dude i met him...hes a real Mufasa!
Mufasa
Killed by the murdering piece of shit.
Would still be around for LK2 if that sorry bastard haden't killed him.