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What is Mount Airy?
Mount Airy, NC. What a beautiful city, that's if you plan on retiring there. If you're planning to raise children you might as well drive 30 minutes south to winston-salem Where the only thing fun to do for teenagers is go to the mall or for the little kids is Chuck E. Cheese. A town only known for Andy Griffith. No seriously there is nothing else this town has to be proud of, they have a playhouse, a museum and a statue as small as this town in the same vicinity. Oh yeah and the autumn leaves festival, an event that happens every year on the first day of fall on main street where you can't take two steps without bumping into someone else walking in the opposite direction as you. There are barely any black people in this town, the black people here are so close it's basically like they're related. You could literally stand anywhere in town and still see Pilot Mountain.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Mount Airy, NC
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: You know that town Mayberry that Andy Griffith is from?
Person 1: No
Person 2: My point exactly
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Mount Airy - what is it?
A very small town in the middle of no where. It borders the Pacific Ocean near Guam and Australia. Andy Griffith is from this small town. The teens there find it very fun and yet boring. It is in the spleen of Tennessee. Mount Airy is a great town.
Taylor: "So where ya from?'
Miranda: "Mount Airy, NC. It's in the spleen of TN!!"
What does "Mount Airy" mean?
A small shit town in NC inhabited by people that still proudly drive around with a confederate flag attached to their loud redneck ass trucks. Also inhabited by a small population of people that hate them because they’re with the shits and not ignorant or inbred. People here act like being from the south is a positive thing, which should already tell you enough...wtf. The only thing people do here is sit in the parking lot of Cook Out for hours or shoot up heroin in the parking lot of Walmart.....ew. Bullshit schools and bullshit jobs. You can also randomly find a charging station for Tesla’s at the Sheetz gas station, which is fucking weird because no one with enough intelligence and money to have a Tesla would come near this stupid fucking town. Trash.
I can’t wait to fucking leave Mount Airy.