Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Moosed?

While fucking your girl from behind place your thumbs on the back of her head and extend your fingers making moose antlers. Do this without her knowledge.

Last night I moosed my girl. She almost caught me.

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Moosed - what is it?

To feel lethargic or run down.

"I had a huge night last night and today I feel totally moosed."

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What does "Moosed" mean?

Moosed is the definition of drunk or stoned!

i was moosed lastnight man had to much drink!

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Moosed - what does it mean?

When a guy you are note even dating breaks up with you for another girl. He has to really be into you, but still hung up on an ex or have a wandering eye.

I can't believe that boy Moosed me for her!

OR

Things were going so well and then he Moosed me for his ex!

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Moosed - meaning

A Sports Gambing terms referring to loss of a wager at the very end of the game.

When a game is going your way for majority of the match only to lose at the end.

That meaningless half court shot Moosed my Under.

The missed field goal Moosed my game.

I got Moosed on that walk off.

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Moosed - definition

While engaging in intercourse from behind, placing one's thumbs against one's temples and then vigorously wiggling one's fingers in a Bullwinklish manner.

"I moosed three chicks last night."
"Last night I got moosed again by that bastard!!"

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Moosed - slang

Being made to look bad by an ex or somone you have hit on getting with someone uglier then you

you hit on a girl she rejects you then you see her getting off with a fat guy, then you have been moosed

if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you

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Moosed

To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol

"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."

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Moosed

Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.

Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"

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Moosed

The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.

When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!

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