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What is Moose Pussy?
Falls on the date January 1st…
National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day is to celebrate the gworls with a gigantic bulge like pussy. The appreciation of this day stems from the girl with the fattest moose pussy, Chloe. We want to honor the gworls on this day and if you know someone with a big fat moose pussy, please cash app her $5 on this glorious day.
“ Oh today is National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day? Damn i need to cash app her $5…”
“National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day, got me missing my old girl Chloe!”
Moose Pussy - video
Moose Pussy - what is it?
A.) A large, canyon like vaginal cleft, sometimes the result of copulation with a large rubber fist.
B.) The vagina of a moose, said to hold mystical powers upon retrieval
1. Damn! you could park a hummer in that bitch's moose pussy!
2. Justin: I wonder sometimes how people like bill gates do it
Matt: I know! He must have gotten a hold of some of that fabled moose pussy!