Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Monroe Michigan?

A piercing on the upper lip area below the nose. Usually in the same place Marilyn Monroe had her famous beauty mark. Also known as the Madonna.

Ya so I my snakebites just healed so now I'm getting my monroe.

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Monroe Michigan - what is it?

A very rare first name hailed from Scotland. Monros tend to be tough and like to fight and is usually someone who you don't wanna fuck with but once you get to know monro he's sweet and caring.

Don't talk to much smack or monro will get you

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What does "Monroe Michigan" mean?

A piercing between the nose and the lips, modeled after Marilyn Monroe's mole.

"I look like Marilyn Monroe now that I have my monroe pierced!"

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Monroe Michigan - what does it mean?

A spunky, feisty, and adorable girl. She is independent and outspoken. She will fight for all she believes in. She will compliment any and everything about you and melt your heart with her giant eyes and long eyelashes.

That girl is a Monroe for sure!

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Monroe Michigan

To screw the shit out of someone.

"I was Monroeing Jackson Rathbone last night."
"All night?"
"ALL night." ;)

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Monroe Michigan

The act of totally screwing thing up.

Man he monroed it all up

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Monroe Michigan

A small town where the locals will drive through 2 miles of potholes in their raised pickup truck, to snort cocaine off of a Meijer’s toilet seat.

Person A) Hey! Want to fuck your cousin and do drugs by the river?

Person B) Nah, sorry. Got to pick up my kids from my grandma’s and bring them to my step dads. I’ll come after.

- Monroe, Michigan

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Monroe Michigan

A sad little town in Michigan located north of Toledo and south of Detroit. No one loves Monroe, because it is not very important. There's lots of cornfields and the winters are long and cold. Most people who live here spend their time thinking of ways to make other people miserable, because it is their only way to defeat severe cases of depression caused from a lack of sunlight and unemployment. Some teenagers spend their time thinking of ways to leave for Ann Arbor or Ypsi on the weekends. The ones without cars have to bum rides from their friends or actually try to find something to do in Monroe.. You could always go to the game. If you hate sports you're pretty much screwed, unless you have enough money to buy several cups of cofee while sitting in a cafe listening to twelve year old emo kids whine about their lives. If none of these things sound appealing to you-make out with each other or masterbate (these are really your only healthy options.) If you can't keep it in your pants, use a rubber, because no one wants more miserable monroe biotches walking around on the streets. And as for "historical importance" Sure.. Custer lived here, but all he did was kill people anyways. Why the hell does our town celebrate Custer week? Monroe is obviously a city filled with sick bastards (literally..we always have the flu and were conceived out of wed-lock)


Teen1: What do you want to do today?

Teen2: I don't know.. Wanna go to Ann Arbor?

Teen1: I can't. I don't have enough money for gas.

Teen2: Uhhh.. wanna go to the cafe?

Teen1: I can't I don't have enough money for cofee.

Teen2: Let's go to the park.

Teen1: But it's -20 degrees outside!

Teen2: Wanna make out?

Teen1: I have a cold.

Teen2: Screw this! I'm going home to masterbate.

Teen1: I hate my life. I'm going to spend the rest of my day thinking of ways to make your life miserable! I hate you.

Teen2: Don't hate me. Hate Monroe, Michigan!

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Monroe Michigan

A place where Oxycontin is as commonly used as toothbrushes, every girl has at least one kid out of wedlock before her 21st birthday and where people who have a 'nice' double wide think that they've really made it in life.

Person 1: "I live in Monroe, Michigan"
Person 2: "Wow, I'm really sorry for you"

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Monroe Michigan

Heroin capitol of the state. Favorite past times include committing felonies, overdosing on drugs in McDonald's bathroom, and domestic violence against your fifth baby momma.

Nightlife consists of snorting xanax and fighting the cops, going to the dying Mall of Monroe for a few hours to poke fun at the rent a cops.

The dating pool consists of men who have either been to prison several times or are currently on felony probation for various reasons. and women who have five children by five different men by the age of 21.

The local cuisine consists of stale meat from the East end markets and Bud Light purchased by returning bottles and cans to the local Wal-Mart.

The attire of his lovely city often consists of an ankle monitor, pants sagging to your ankles and a pair of bootleg Chinese Air Jordan's you stole from your neighbor.

Monroe, come for the heroin, stay because you're now in jail and owe $10,000 in child support to some prostitute you slept with at a party one night!

Guy : Shiettt babygurl u my fine piece of ass and my bitch

Girl : Teeheehee oh baby you so bad get me pregnant and then beat my ass and go to prison while I raise the kids

Guy : Of course mah hoe, this is Monroe, Michigan after all.

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