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What is Moisturizer?
The act of using a ziplock bag, to pipe ones own cum into ass hole. This usually leads to being depressed, or having a lack luster life.
Hey Jaydon want to Game tonight? No Johnny Ive been moisturizing! Kinda feel like being a soggy pillow tonight.
Moisturizer - meme gif
Moisturizer - video
Moisturizer - what is it?
MOOOOOOOOIST
Moistured dad
Wet grandad
Soaked uncle
Saturated aunt
Soggy mum
Juice covered cousin
What does "Moisturizer" mean?
When a man ejaculates on the suckee's face during Oral Sex.
This can be suitable during the 'night-after' conversations or if one appears to be 'glowing' as a result of getting some.
" Did you moisturize your face last night Liz?"
" Goodbye pearl necklace! hello face moisturizing!"
" The slob fucking moisturized my face"
Moisturizer - what does it mean?
Equivilant to "being thirsty" or "thirsty in general"
This boy stay hittin me up tryna fuck, the moisture smh
Moisturizer - meaning
Yo son, my d*ck is dry. Call Stacy, I could use some moisture.
Moisturizer - definition
This humidity has made these crackers so moistureful.
Moisturizer - slang
n. Storm large enough to flood one's basement, innundate the streets etc. Useful as a general term since it eliminates the need to specify hurricane, tidal wave, typhoon etc.
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Better take everything out of your basement and move your car to higher ground. There's going to be a moisturizer tomorrow.
Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.
Moisturizer
Pertaining to the state of being moist or damp, such as a towel or cloth that has been dipped in a pool of liquid.
To my great discontent, the cup had left a moisturous residue of epic proportions on the antique wooden desk.
Moisturizer
A mans seman covered all over your face and commonly used by whore or sluts
I loved his moisturizer all over my face
Moisturizer
A substance that is used to hydrate skin (especially the face) that comes in a cream, gel, or oil. Good if used after cleansing, or when the air is dry.
Selina: "EW! Your face is fucking disgusting, it's like flaking everywhere!"
Anna: "=( I know, I need to use more moisturizer..."