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What is Mockney?Slang language based loosely off of Bri'ish Cockney, kind of like the six degrees of Kevin Bacon, but with language. Any annoying guy whom you cannot mention by name -> that one dude -> t.o.d. -> Todd Mockney - videoMockney - what is it?A dj or producer of the kind who lives in a satellite town outside the M25. Usually Kingston or Reading - occasionally he or she lives within the ring (Watford), but pretends to the throne of East End Cockneydom, for reasons of respect amongst fellow peers. Don't give me none of that mockney Surreyboy bizniz you phoney fu**. What does "Mockney" mean?mockney wanker, who is that dickhead who married madonna and all of his movies are the same? GUY RITCHIE, the ultimate mockney wanker. Mockney - what does it mean?A cockey is suposedly someone born within the sound of the Bow Bells in London. A mockey is someone with wishful asperations (or exceptionally good hearing). "That Beamish lad thinks he's so eastend; what a mockney!" Mockney - meaningAn upper class celebrity who attempts to solicit the admiration of the common person by pretending to have a cockney accent. "Jesus that Jamie Oliver is such a wordcunt/word and a mockney cunt at that!". Mockney - definitionsomeone who, bizarely, wishes they were a Cockney when they aren't one. Even more annoying than a cockney wanker since the latter can't help it, but a mockney is so by choice. That Jamie Oliver is a right mockney wanker Mockney - slangSpeaking in a fake cockney slang. This is accomplished through speaking at a high rate of speed, saying a combination of things American tourists would take pictures of while on vacation in England, as well as places they might travel on a train, punctuated both by either starting or ending every phrase with a question. Examples of Mockney: Mockney1) Someone who whishes they were Cockney so they can be cool, famous Mockney's include Guy Richie, Jamie Oliver, Lilly Allen, and Obvoiously Kate Nash. James "Oh! Hello famous singer slash song writer Kate Nash, how are you?" |
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