What is Mitochondria?

The powerhouse of the cell, also used as a way to somehow turn on your significant other

BF: whispers the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
GF: I am suddenly horny

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Mitochondria - meme gif

Mitochondria - video

Mitochondria - what is it?

A science term for the powerhouse (or Mighty Mouse!) of the cell.

Stop standing on my God damn mitochondria glasses!

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What does "Mitochondria" mean?

The powerhouse of the cell and the key to getting a job at NASA.

Remember kids, to succeed in life you must know the Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

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Mitochondria - what does it mean?

The powerhouse of the cell

I’m a mitochondria

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Mitochondria - meaning

tHe PoWeRhOuSe Of ThE cElL

tEaChEr:OkAy So ThE mItOcHoNdRiA iS tHe PoWeRhOuSe Of ThE cElL
me: why does this definition exist

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Mitochondria - definition

The powerhouse of the cell.

Kid: Mrs. Falafel, I don't know how to do my math homework.
Teacher: Worry not. The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

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Mitochondria - slang

Slang word used to describe black people because they are both the powerhouse of the cell.

Big nigga Jerry over there is such a mitochondria, he took everyone’s prison food.

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Mitochondria

The powerhouse of the cell

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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Mitochondria

The power house of the cell

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
*gets straight A's for science*

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Mitochondria

The powerhouse of the cell.

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

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